Philboy is walking around my house naked except for socks

[elshiva]

holding a whiskey bottle and singing, "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" at the top of his lungs. What should I do?

[LisaL]

1. Call 911. They will take him away.

[Chan790]

2. Join in?

That was an easy question.

[elshiva]

7. Okay, I'll have to go strip.

Thanks. :fistbump:

[bbernardini]

3. Depends...where is he wearing the socks? nt

[elshiva]

5. On his feet.

[gemdem]

4. Don't make eye contact,

back slowly away, and lock the door when you leave the room. He'll sleep it off and leave when he wakes up.

:-)

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I have 3 socks on.

[elshiva]

8. Please come inside, philboy. You'll freeze your

socks off. :hug:

[Shell Beau]

9. Bella needs that one sock back!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

13. ...

:spray:

You owe me a new keyboard.

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

16. I am so wrong for that!!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Snuff him. It's the only way.

[elshiva]

14. Hello, Elrond, how's Santa treating you?

:hug:

[S n o w b a l l]

11. You have no worries until he starts singing

McCarthur Park in his black socks and underwear into a kitchen wire whisk.

[elshiva]

15. He left a cake out in the rain.

:P

[Tom Kitten]

12. grab him and tell him to calm down...

show him some sexy wimmins on the internets and say hey there's a whole wide world out there! And put some insulated boots on, it's cld out there!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. The British version?

Or the Americanized one?



:shrug:

[elshiva]

18. He's an American.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Then he's doing it wrong

Kick his ass to the curb.

[elshiva]

22. What is he doing wrong, Oedi baby?

Angel Drawers? ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. He's singing 'Which nobody can deny'

instead of "And so say all of us."



Bloody Yanks. :eyes:

[elshiva]

24. AND SO SAY ALL OF US! He just yelled it!

[leeroysphitz]

19. Tell him to comedown, make him some strawberry cake and

tell him not to act like there's no tomorrow.

[elshiva]

20. I don't have strawberry cake. I have ring cake to put

around his third sock. :evilgrin: