What kind of gift says "I'm sorry I insinuated that you are a baby

[LaraMN]

and that there is no way you broke your wrist, and you are both a clumsy ass and a wimp."

???

Yeah. MrLaraMN has a broken bone in his wrist, has to wear an above-the-elbow cast for three weeks, and a below-the-elbow cast for another five.
So it turns out he's not a "whiny baby", but rather a "poor baby", and I am a big, huge asshole.


:-(

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. a massage and a bj

[redqueen]

2. This is the correct answer.

On edit: I'm not positive... but it sure sounds good to me.

[Dora]

3. That's what my husband would say. nt

[LaraMN]

5. I thought that was the established form of penance for

scraping the side of the car along the garage door frame.

Somebody LIED!

:mad:

[redqueen]

It's for everything...

perfect for nearly any situation.

[LaraMN]

8. And if you're secretly resentful,

you can *accidentally* use teeth, right?

[redqueen]

11. God no!

:scared:

[LaraMN]

14. Not even grazing?

I'm not talking actual biting!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

19. Well I live by the golden rule,

and I wouldn't like any grazing going on down there myself, so...

:P

[LaraMN]

22. Aughhh! You're right!

:scared:

[flvegan]

26. This was the best conversation ever on DU.

[Richardo]

27. I'm hip

:thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. It's the penance for all wrongs a woman does a man, though damaging the car should also come with

letting him eat beef jerky in bed while he reads or watches Star Trek.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. sex

[LaraMN]

6. I don't think that's novel enough.

I'm going to have dig out the sailor girl costume.

x(

[redqueen]

7. No no... sexy nurse!

I was going to suggest that before actually.

[LaraMN]

10. I don't have that one!

I have "naughty librarian". Could that count?

[redqueen]

12. If he likes it then sure!

I want to do the sexy nurse myself someday. :D

[billyskank]

13. I'm going to be in my bunk.

:blush:

[Bucky]

15. The only way to atone is to break your own wrist

Or move into a trashcan with Rachael Ray



Nothing says "my bad" quite like moving into a trashcan with Rachael Ray.

 

[LaraMN]

16. I think I will opt for the former.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Indulge his secret diaper fetish

[LaraMN]

21. They still don't make Pull-Ups in a 40" waist.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Withold sex arbitrarily.

But wait a while so he won't connect it.

[Ava]

20. here you go

[unpossibles]

23. morphine?

Sexy nurse outfit helps too!

(don't forget to put up some pics for us!)

[Bucky]

24. As long as you're emasculating him, maybe you could also start referring to him as "Mr. Lara"

      ...oh, wait...

 

[LeftyMom]

25. He gets to tutch the but.

:popcorn: