CBS early show had an interesting article

[Deja Q]

This hubby and wife; wife was whining because hubby was in Iraq last year and she was alooooooone (I couldn't help but to be apathetic; plenty of people are lonely or alone). Well, hubby is back and then he lost his job and how will they get xmas gifts for the kids?

Well, Sears stepped in with a big truck because girl #1 wanted "Dora the Explorer" items (more like "Dora the whore") and boy wanted a telescope. Forgot what girl #2 wanted.)

The whole bloody thing was an emotional wank for Sears and Dora. "You look just like Dora now!" :puke:

I'm getting a bumper sticker: "Kill your television". I'll write in ("except for geeky nerd shows") because those are good, though I can't think of anything worthy of "nerdy geekdom" since "Futurama" was canceled...)