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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 03:14 AM
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I think this website is a joke.


www.mailorderhusbands.net

They are scary looking!

And the "compatability quiz" clued me in:

15. Events are more comfortable for you if

A: you can participate in them with your decisions
B: you can watch from a safe distance behind bushes

16. I assume my perfect mate will have

A: outgoing and ambitious personality
B: I hope for some hair, and a job would be nice


:rofl:

Let's see, my present honey of many years would not qualify, if hair and a job are required.

:rofl:



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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 03:33 AM
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1. The personality quiz alone is worth it
:rofl:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 03:44 AM
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2. it looks like it's meant to draw you into the world of internet porn...
Got your credit card number handy?
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 03:53 AM
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3. I clicked on one of the links.
ReligiBot.com

:rofl:

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 03:55 AM
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4. My score =


Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 04:13 AM
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5. Aw dude. That's sooo many kinds of wrong!
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wildflowergardener Donating Member (863 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 10:07 AM
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7. Hey wait a second - he's mine
Only he has a different name. Was anyone brave enough to click on the try before you buy chat? I don't think I am. Has anyone done this and gotten a different picture? Definitely a joke.

My match - same guy as above - different name.

Arnaud, Sarcelles, France

Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself...
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 04:14 AM
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6. lol @ this photo.
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buckettgirl Donating Member (608 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 10:21 AM
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8. omg... this is crazy
omg... LOL i think these people probably really exist. :crazy: :rofl:

Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Location: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.

Name: Bertram
Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now. Location: Manitoba, Canada

Name: Earl
I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 10:26 AM
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9. Personally, I love the link to religibot "your spiritual sherpa"
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