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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 04:53 PM
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How NOT to be attacked by a bear in the woods:
Stay out of the woods where bears live.

Have a nice day.
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Countdown_3_2_1 Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:16 PM
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1. avoid honey
2) Stop smearing honey all over your body and then taking long walks in the woods.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:19 PM
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2. 3. Avoid carrying pick-a-nick baskets in the woods...
Where bears live!
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:23 PM
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3. WITH red hoods....
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:27 PM
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4. 4: Stay out of strip clubs in the woods...
That bears patronize.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:30 PM
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6. I'm all behind that advice!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-27-08 05:28 PM
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5. Don't steal their Charmin or at least the trees they'd otherwise scratch their bee-hinds on...


(as trees are used to make the TP they wipe themselves with... oh, this is becoming too disgusting...)
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