I'm high on OTC cold meds. Ask me anything!

[BeachBaby]

As it stands right now, I could have SWORN the DirectTV commercial guy said "ERECT" TV.

I'm sure of it. That's what he said.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I'm drunk on whisky, I think you and I will make a fine pair.

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

3. Perfect!

*clinking my tea cup to your JD bottle*

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Now we can party.

:P

I do hope you feel better soon though. :hug: and I really hope you don't have that nasty cold that's been going around. I had it in November and it knocked me on my butt.

[BeachBaby]

14. I think that's what I got.

My head feels like half a ton of lead.....101-102 fever.....the works. :(

Meh. I feel lucky actually - I only get sick every 3-5 years. It was time. :)

Thanks, hon. :hug:

[mcctatas]

2. So what you're really saying is...

you're a cheap date? :P

[BeachBaby]

5. Cheap? I dunno about that.

High? Absofuckinlutely! :rofl:

Yeah, you're right - I'm cheap, at least for tonight. :P

:hi:

[CreekDog]

4. Oh, we know what you're watching

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

6. Shhhhhh.....

you're not supposed to tell anybody! Sheesh.

:evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

8. Do they have high definition porn?

Is that better or worse? :shrug:

[mcctatas]

10. O sweet Jesus....

:scared:

[BeachBaby]

12. Closed-captioned, too!

Just to ensure that we don't miss any of the dialogue. :rofl: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

9. I Have Erect TV

or can get it on Demand :P


:rofl:



:hug:

:loveya:

[CreekDog]

13. I was going to ask if it was a he or she

but i realize you just told us. :hide:

[BeachBaby]

15. Hey baby....

how ya doin'?

:hug: :loveya: :*

[SPKrazy]

16. Meh, hanging in there

thanks

:hug:

:loveya:

how are you?

[BeachBaby]

17. Sick, heart-broken, losing hope.....

guess it's good to get it all out of the way at once, eh?

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

19. awww.... sorry

just lost hope, heart broken, but not sick... knock wood

:hug: :hug:

ya owe me a pm!

[BeachBaby]

21. Or a phone call!

Either way, I will have plenty of time. I got the house to myself! Woot! :woohoo:

[SPKrazy]

22. True

a phone call is good

even better...

:D

[madinmaryland]

11. He also said the Deadskins beat teh Eaglets.

Oh wait, they actually did!

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

23. If the Eagles pull this off tomorrow, MiM.....

YOUR
ASS
IS
MINE

That is all.

[madinmaryland]

26. I will probably be at the beach catching a beautiful sunset in FL during teh first

half. Mebbe i'll see the second half!!

:hi:

[CreekDog]

53. His ass is yours

don't let him forget. :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

55. Believe me.....

THAT won't happen. :rofl:

[flvegan]

18. Want me to take your temperature?

[BeachBaby]

20. I'm hot to the touch.

So be careful.

[SPKrazy]

24. Sizzle baby

ooh oooh

:D

[BeachBaby]

27. Sizzlin', sweatin' - oh yeah.

I got it ALL goin' on. :P

[SPKrazy]

30. I know you do!

:woohoo:

:P

[flvegan]

25. Okay, I will be.

I use an unorthodox "thermometer", but trust me, it's very accurate.

[BeachBaby]

29. Is it real fast, like a ThermoScan?

Or is it more traditional.....and takes several minutes for an accurate reading?

[flvegan]

32. Several minutes

and it doesn't fit under the tongue.

[BeachBaby]

35. Just take your time and don't rush me, okay?

I'm feeling a little like putty right now.

[flvegan]

36. Hey, it's your temperature.

You take as long as you want to make the mercury hit its peak.

[Dr. Strange]

33. For God's sake...

please wipe the mashed potatoes off of it first!

[flvegan]

34. Depends. Feed a cold, starve a fever.

[Dr. Strange]

28. OTC cold meds? C'mon, just call it what it is:

JerseyGirlDem's special-recipe Sangria.

[BeachBaby]

31. Looks like the birthday boy didn't get his spanking yet.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[flvegan]

37. I hear he did, but it was self-administered.

He spanked it gooood.

[BeachBaby]

46. .................

:spray:

[CreekDog]

38. What part of Jersey?

:shrug:

[BeachBaby]

39. South, baby - SOUTH.

Down by the seashore. :)

[CreekDog]

40. Cape May?

[BeachBaby]

41. Close!

Why?

[CreekDog]

42. i can't answer that

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

44. CreekPuppy, are you nearby?

:shrug:

[CreekDog]

45. no, but i have been

i know my way around over there.

despite your lack of helpful road signs, oh and the unhelpful road directions, "turn left at the Dunkin' Donuts" :wtf:

[BeachBaby]

47. You're preaching to the choir, babe.

I've lived here my whole life, so I feel your pain. :)

[CreekDog]

43. they have high def pron there?

:shrug:

[Critters2]

48. What meds? I just popped a Nyquil. Nyquil was better when it had alcohol in it. nt

[NJmaverick]

49. feel better

and I hope your Eagles win

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

50. Hi sweetie - thanks!

And I'll BET you want the Eagles to win! Hahahahahahahha.

I don't follow all the "who has to win/lose what to place in the playoffs" stuff. Do you NEED the Eagles win?

In any event, you know how it goes....."My favorite team is the <insert your team here>, and my other is any team that plays Dallas".

Good luck to you today - don't you guys play the Vikings?

:hi: :hug:

[NJmaverick]

51. Giants clinched the number one spot with their win over the Panthers

So the Giants play a meaningless game, and are just waiting to see who else makes the play offs. I just am not eager to see the Giants face the Cowboys again, plus I would love to see them knocked out of the playoffs.

[BeachBaby]

56. As you well know by now.....

it's all been taken care of. :P

[NJmaverick]

57. In the most entertaining manner possible

I can't remember the last time I enjoyed such a lopsided game. :evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

52. this thread is too young to die

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

58. Well bring it back to life, CreekPuppy!

Whatcha wanna talk about? :P

[LynneSin]

54. Just so you know that wasn't an OTC hallucination last night - the Eagles did win 44-6 and .....

WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS BABY!!!!

[Parche]

59. emergenc c

is the best
i just took some this morning
dont want to get a cold
and see weird things on TV