Near *EPIC FAIL* this morning

[underpants]

A mile into my 9 mile run I realized I had forgotten a vital component

NIPPLE TAPE

:o :o

It's like sunburn. You don't realize there is a problem until it is too late.

My attempts to dissipate the effects of this crucially bad decision by hunching over (so the shirt wouldn't touch my darlings too much) did nothing to enhance my running style which can accurately be described as looking like "Big Foot chasing down a bus".

[matcom]

1. !

for the first time in my life here in the Lounge I got nothing

:rofl:

[underpants]

2. I really didn't appreciate the uppity crowd at the Krogers

SO what I have my shirt hiked up and was pressing my nipples down into the shrimp freezer :shrug:

They all looked like a long walk wouldn't kill them :grr::mad:

[matcom]

3. we are having shrimp for dinner

:rofl:

[underpants]

4. I, of course, did what any civiled gentleman would do

I went over to the cooler and grabbed two packages of bacon although I have to say that the angle I had to maintain to keep the cold cold bacon on my nipples walking around doing the rest of my shopping didn't exactly do wonders for my back.

[matcom]

6. Maple-Smoked?

its important

[underpants]

8. Ooh good idea

have to remember that one

opening the packages-NOT a good idea. Very very "salty" that bacon *OUCH*

[GOPisEvil]

5. I have a suggestion.

Remove the offending nipples. It's not like you need them anyway. :hurts:

[underpants]

7. Two maybe

but the others are in really hard to reach spots

[LynzM]

9. Huh.

First, I'd love ever in my life to be able to run 9 miles. :toast:

Second.... sports bra? :P No nipple rubbage. :rofl:

[underpants]

10. Tape is much more of a, uh, comfortable buy

for guys like me

[LynzM]

12. LOL

Indeed. I'd never heard of it!

[Arugula Latte]

11. Andy from "The Office" was on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpxOB93k3r4

[kaiden]

13. Perhaps you just need a Manzierre.

[Parche]

14. your run went tits up

run nipples run