Canada, I threw a stick within meters of you last weekend.

[LaraMN]

We went up to my uncle's house (which is basically right splat on the border of MN and Canada). I walked out onto the partially frozen river and threw a stick- which you may recall resembled an skinny arm with a lumpy elbow- toward the Canadian side of the river.

You did not respond.

Wtf is up? Also, you look exactly like Minnesota.

x(

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. I'm sure they were most impressed, eh? LOL

[LaraMN]

2. Well, I expected as much.

I was rather disappointed.
All I got was trees.

[Xipe Totec]

3. So, are they going to murder 400 Americans and maim 1,400 others,

or are they going to act all, like, "Yea, We're Canadian", and ignore it?

[LaraMN]

4. I don't know. I should have thrown my shoes.

Or rather, I should have crossed to the other side, stood on the Canadian shore, and chucked my shoes back at the U.S. side.

:P

[mainegreen]

5. Careful, or the mounties will get you.

They come at night, and will beat you with their silly hats before they trample you with their horses and then drown you in pissy beer.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Hey, Lebatt is no pissy beer!

As a Mexican, I object to calling Canadian beer pissy.

Canadian beer is third only to German and Mexican beer.

:P

[mainegreen]

11. The fact that Belgium and England do not make your top 3 disturbs me.

Deeply.

[harmonicon]

17. Jesus is like a mounty

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. And now,

you're qualified to be a Republican Vice-Presidential nominee.

Congratulations.

:toast:

[LaraMN]

8. Wrong! I have yet to win any sort of pageant.

Ultimate power remains tantalizing near, yet frustratingly outside my grasp.

[arcadian]

9. Stick throwing is a marital rite in Canada

You are now married to Getty Lee.

[LaraMN]

12. Is he hot?

Ok. Google images would indicate NO.

[quakerboy]

10. I asked Canada, and they say you throw like a girl.

[LaraMN]

13. Ohhh....they're gonna be sorry they said that!

I will throw TWO STICKS at them upon our next encounter.

x(

[applegrove]

14. Did you see any of those electronic drones monitoring the border?

[LaraMN]

15. No- I don't think they police the river! I am preparing:

[applegrove]

16. You're all ready then LOL!

[akbacchus_BC]

18. Aw, only throwing a stick at the Canadian border? Come on,

show us your stick throwing skills, throw one to BC in the Fraser River. Promise I will be there to pick it up, LOL

[sasquatch]

19. It's hockey season you n00b, they don't have time for your bullshit!

:P