Ava was just caught staring at geardaddy's piggly wiggly

[Orrex]

Honestly, some guys come up with the weirdest names for their appendages.

[Orrex]

1. What? Too soon?

:shrug:
:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

2. My response would have been...

"I like your shirt. I like the color cleavage."

[Ava]

3. all men are just pevs

complete pevs

[Orrex]

4. Ha! You're the one showcasing your goodies

Shame on you!

SHAME!

[Ava]

5. hell no i was not

i do not wear lowcut things for that very reason - men being pervs.

this little perv had to stare DOWN my shirt, which is what made it especially pervish

[Skittles]

6. enjoy it while you can, darling

you'll remember those days when they are touching yo' belly button :D

[Ava]

8. ha... those would be the days i might start believing in plastic surgery

:P i keed ;)

[Skittles]

14. or do like I do

take care of your girls - at age 51 mine still sit the same with bra as without :D

[Orrex]

16. TTIUWP

You know the rules, young lady.

[Ava]

18. well then, come on down to our local piggly wiggly

:rofl:

[Skittles]

23. do I have to wear purple? not my most flattering color

:7

[Ava]

24. i'm sure he likes other colors too

:rofl:

[Orrex]

7. Maybe he's just a big fan of Spielberg?

:shrug:

[Ava]

9. doubt it

highly doubt it

[Orrex]

10. Well, next time, go dressed as ET

If he still checks you out, then you'll know that you've found Mr. Spielberg's biggest fan.

[Ava]

11. if he still checks me out, then i'll know that he's even more of a perv that i thought

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

12. This post made baby Jesus cry.

[Ava]

13. that's because baby jesus is a baby

duh :eyes: :P

[Danger Mouse]

19. You made adult Jesus cry.

[Ava]

20. why on earth would adult jesus cry?

oh wait.. that's right :hide:


i'm going to hell :(

[Danger Mouse]

21. ...

:wow:

[Orrex]

22. He's obviously sad that you tried to corrupt that poor bag-boy

SHAME!

[Ava]

25. yeah, it's my fault he's a little pev

:eyes:

[Orrex]

26. He may very well be, but...

Find me a straight guy who hasn't done the same at some point. Probably within the last 48 hours.


Not saying that the bag boy isn't a pev. Just saying that he's not alone.

[Ava]

27. that's my point.. all men are pevs

:P

[Orrex]

28. All, right, but...

Find me a guy who won't admit it, and I'll find you a guy who's lying.

[Orrex]

15. It's just a ploy to elicit sympathy

Baby Jesus owes me ten bucks and is trying to get out of it.

[Danger Mouse]

17. Baby Jesus needs to pay off his gambling debts.