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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:04 PM
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Ever had your genetalia misidentified?


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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:34 PM
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1. Misremembered, yes. Misidentified, no.
I had an interesting conversation with one of my exes recently. Apparently she has, shall we say, rather fond memories. A bit too fond, because in her mind she added an extra inch or so on there. I felt like the first guy in history to say, "Um... it's not quite that big." :P
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:35 PM
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2. No
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:39 PM
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3. those arent pillows
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:48 PM
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4. misidentified??? how-did you loose yours???? Did they turn up at lost and found??
I am rather attached to mine.....
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:02 PM
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12. I only "loose" 'em on request.
:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:50 PM
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5. As in "like a pencil"? Uh, no.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:52 PM
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6. Uh, what?
No.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:55 PM
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7. as a a matter of fact
yes, I have :evilgrin:

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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:00 PM
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10. It's twoo, it's twoo!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:00 PM
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11. !
:rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:59 PM
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8. Not in any negative way.
:evilgrin:
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Boudica the Lyoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 01:59 PM
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9. You mean like in a line up?
I thought I did once.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:07 PM
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13. a lineup you say?
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Boudica the Lyoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 05:24 PM
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16. O that is so funny
Thanks for that.
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:09 PM
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14. If you mean confusing left and right,
no. That hasn't happened to me yet.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-31-08 02:12 PM
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15. She never did believe me when I told her it was a joystick.
:freak:
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 06:06 PM
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17. Not my own...but my nephew told my sis-in-law (when he was 2)
that she had a poodle stuck to her front, right after she got out of the shower...and then he yanked down his diaper and wondered how its tail got stuck to HIM :rofl:
We still howl about that one!
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 06:12 PM
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18. I warned her not to get on top.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 06:23 PM
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19. um
Edited on Thu Jan-01-09 06:24 PM by GoPsUx
no
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