Observation: When Beyonce dances, she looks like a goddamn robot.

[ghostsofgiants]

Seriously, what the shit is that blank stare about?

[XemaSab]

1. Link please

:eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. She just performed on SNL.

I dunno if she does the blank stare in this, but I assume she does:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

[XemaSab]

3. I wouldn't say it's "Like a robot"

I'd say it's more CGI than robotic. :shrug:

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. There are parodies of this video on youtube: fat women, guys, kids dancing in a one piece leotard

[Left Is Write]

4. That's funny! I just saw a status update on Facebook calling Beyonce a robot...

oh...wait...

That was you.

:P

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. There is only a small overlap in my DU and Facebook existence...

Gotta spread the word far and wide. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. So when she's doing the Robot, she's really doing the Beyonce.

[Skittles]

7. I thought Justin Timberlake was better

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Timberlake should be a regular on SNL, every time he's on he's great.

[Skittles]

11. I think he is wonderful

never cared for his singing but I think he has solid acting and comedic chops

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Indeed.

He's especially great when he parodies himself. (i.e. Dick in a Box.)

[MilesColtrane]

9. I'd bite that shiny, metal ass.

[madrchsod]

12. beyonce is way over rated

she`s way to into herself

[flvegan]

13. Wait...she has a look on her face? Guess my eyes are too far south.

Yeah, I'm a pig.

[graywarrior]

14. But she has an IQ of 132!

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Pretty low for an android.

[MorningGlow]

17. Wait wait wait

THAT is "the" song everybody's raving about? That piece of shite? Tell me you're kidding. Pop music blows.

Damn, I'm old.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Pop music has always blown.

Has nothing to do with how old you are.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Her DirecTV "Upgrade" commercials make me want to smash things.

I'm normally neutral on commercials, but a few inspire extreme anger. Hers is one.

[nytemare]

19. That commercial is straight from the bowels of hell.

An earworm that makes you want to tear off your ears with a small, pointy garden shovel, and then scrape your brain clean of all traces with a wire brush and acid.

I hate that commercial that much.

[swishyfeet]

20. Who cares about her dancing anyway?

It's all about the curves, and that remarkable bronze skin tone...

Although she did have some unsightly left boob tape showing on SNL at the end.

[smalll]

22. "Beyonce" has a face like a Muppet.

Who does she look most like? Scooter from the Muppet Show. Think about it. I'm right.

[blondeatlast]

27. Dear Lord...

You are right.

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. I always just thought she looks like a whore, but robot is a good word for her, too.

As long as you mean robot in the sense of a robot with whorish qualities.

[Tighelander]

24. Robot? I prefer "Sex Machine"

[Sultana]

25. SHE SUCKS!

...that's all.

[TreasonousBastard]

26. It's 'cause she's not a dancer...

she's a good singer, but she's being marketed as Beyonce, Inc, who can, and will, do anything for money or applause.

[tigereye]

28. she made a pretty good Etta James in Cadillac Records, which was a surprise

but otherwise, I don't think of her as that talented. There's something just too sterile and controlled about her. The perfect product, perhaps?