My Strange Dream

[earthsea wizard]

I had this really odd dream last night that Gephardt was speaking in front of a large crowd, he had these huge Joan Crawford eyebrows penciled in, and he was wearing a hairpiece.

As he spoke, his hairpiece was slipping around on his head, and he started sweating. He was trying to smile, but his face muscles just would not accomodate.

As he spoke, he began to rant "SO, Have you picked a nominee yet? Have You?..HAVE YOU?!"

And then he started yelling "HAVE YOU? HAVE YOU?" over and over, his face red with frustration and his eye all wide open like he was about to explode. His hairpiece was spinning dangerously.

It was frightening. Why the hell did I have this dream, and why Gephardt?

[Shoedogg]

1. I don't know why YOU had it,

but thanks for insuring that *I'll* have it tonight! ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. I beleeve ze screaming Missourian reprrezents issues vif your fadder.

Ze repeeted "have you" symbolize your repressed feelings ov anger toward ze teachers you had as a liddle child. "Have you done your homework?" "Have you peed your pants?" "Have you been listening?" "Have you been talking in class."

It is eemportant to convront zese tings before you can move on into rrecovery.

[earthsea wizard]

3. LOL

You sound like Dr. Scratchensniff from the Animaniacs!