Carrot top!

[Liberal_in_LA]

Someone in DU use to post pics of Carrot top on a regular basis. Here's a dose of Carrot Top.

[ACTION BASTARD]

1. Sweet Steve Reeves! This cretin has gone full blown juicing now!

He clearly doesn't give a fuck at this point.

Funny though, I saw him on a roast and not 1 other comic mentioned the steroids. They must be scared shit-less out of their minds that CT is gonna roid rage on them.

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. The combination of the massive male muscles with the eye brow plucking and eyeliner. yikes!

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3. He is funny. Cracks me up. Thank God for Carrot Top! nt

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. Haven't seen his act for awhile but I recall that it was funny. Harmless fun, nothing obscene

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6. It takes a talented comic not to resort to obscene bs.

Although I'm not sure he hasn't.

[Rhythm]

9. You should have been around him casually back in the '90s

He was a regular customer in the store where i worked in the mid-90's consignment shop that specialized in sporting goods, and would come in with a couple of his assistants to scrounge for stuff to make props from.

Everything they touched was instantly funny... they'd be in the store for an hour or two, and we couldn't get any work done at all, because we were all laughing to hard.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. now that is a cool story

and one of the reasons I hang out here. Little gem of a personal recollection. :) Thanks for sharing that.

[Rhythm]

13. That's almost as funny as the time i had to fit Larry Johnson for swimming flippers...

He was the Hornets big star, and he had hurt his back, and the doc had him going for low-impact aquatherapy. He called ahead, and asked if we'd open privately for him one morning, so he wouldn't get mobbed by fans.

The next morning, we unlocked the doors for him about an hour before we opened to the public, and he spent about 20 minutes trying on and walking around in flippers.

It was all i could do not to die laughing.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. What would you have given for a video camera ?!

:D ;)

[Rhythm]

15. Almost anything... there is nothing funnier than a guy almost 7' tall trying to walk in fins

:rofl:

[Robeson]

4. Steroids-R-Him.

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7. Vote here if you think that the DU software should be upgraded

so that any OP Subject with the words "carrot top", and any variation thereof, will automatically ban the poster.

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. That's one vote. Anyone else?

;)

[baldguy]

12. .

[Liberal_in_LA]

16. The 'present' pic is no longer the present. He's toned down the eye brows and lipstick