Say something nice about Vince the Shamwow guy, I will start.

[texanwitch]

He has nice hair.

Ok, I know this will be hard.

[LeftyMom]

1. His continued existance annoys Paddy. That's nice.

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

3. geez thanks LM...

love ya. :hug:

[InternalDialogue]

2. He's doing his part to stimulate the economy?

:shrug:


That's about all I've got for him.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. He bleeds quickly and doesnt whine too much..

:)

[texanwitch]

5. You could use one his new food choppers on him.

That would be fun.

[krispos42]

10. Would it be ironic...

...to clean up the blood with a Sham-Wow?

:-)

[Robeson]

6. Vince Offer is the very embodiment of the American Dream.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Every guy named Vince I've known was a deviant in some way

I don't think this fugga's gonna alter that curve much.

[BeachBaby]

14. Yo Vinny.....is that you?

:P :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. Vince Lombardi -- even ?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. I didn't know him personally

But I know a funny story about him that comes from All-Pro Packers guard Jerry Kramer:


Max McGee was a wide receiver with great hands but feet that couldn't seem to find their way back to his room at night. After he blew curfew one time, Lombardi lit into him at a team meeting.

"Max, that'll cost you $100," Lombardi said. "If you do it again, it'll be $250."

McGee was one of those guys for whom one warning was never enough, so of course he did it again.

"Max, that's $250!" Lombardi yelled. "Do it again and it's $500!"

But McGee was McGee and happy feet are happy feet, so it happened again.

"MAX!" Lombardi screamed, red in the face. "That's $500! Next time, it'll be a thousand!"

Lombardi was livid, shaking, blood vessels showing in his forehead. The whole room fell silent. Finally, he relaxed and broke into a smile.

"Hell, Max," he said. "You find something worth $1,000, let me know and I'll go with you."



:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. good story..Two more favorite Vincents of mine --

[SidneyCarton]

31. Hey, I've got an uncle named Vince...

Oh wait, never mind. :hide:

[Lucian]

8. He can slap chop an onion like no one else.

[texanwitch]

9. So true.

He is so fast.

[busybl]

11. he doesn't sound like Billy Mayes.

[Mendocino]

12. It's nice that Bobby C's love child

after dad's tragic bridge accident, has a life and career. :)

[Arugula Latte]

13. I'm going to love his nuts.

[azmouse]

15. He's on tv

so I can turn the channel and not listen to him.

That's the best I can do. :shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. FWA is very proud of their son.

FWA= Fauxhawk Wearers of America.

[skygazer]

18. He's not on right now

That's all I got.

[mcctatas]

19. He has enticingly large hands

;)

[Shakespeare]

20. He managed to kick his meth habit before all his teeth fell out?

Sorry, that's the best I can manage.

[Left Is Write]

21. I don't think I will be able to complete this assignment.

[semillama]

22. He's suing the Scientologists. n/t

[mcctatas]

24. +1

[tigereye]

23. I'm stunned anyone cares - until recently I had no idea what this was about

[Tikki]

26. He actually looks like a friend of mine named Vince...

And since my friend lives far away, I think I subconsciously
pretend my friend Vince is on TV selling **it.

Tikki

[jpak]

27. Vince was right...I bought a Sham ShamWow....

Beware!!111

Bewwaaa..aaaa..aarree!!111

:cry:

[DS1]

28. Bullshit, he's got douchebag hair

[mcctatas]

29. I have done a lot of observations of the Douchebag in its natural habitat

(sports bars, tanning salons and the gym etc) and have to agree that my beloved Vince does rock the DB hair. However, there is still hope as he has not yet adopted the peculiar DB dress of Cocks hat, pink polo with popped collar and faded holey jeans that were purchased faded and holey.