I am so fucking bored. Ask me anything... anything at all

[La Lioness Priyanka]

just please try to make it exciting

[mcctatas]

1. I am probably too bored to ask anything exciting, but I have always

wondered, what is your work goal when you are done with school?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. i want to get a phd and do research. when i applied for my masters

i still wanted to be a practioner

[Steven_S]

3. Can you launch a fork

from your kitchen table to the sink? That never gets old!

[MajorChode]

4. Have you stopped beating your spouse?

I love loaded questions (giving, not receiving).

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. no. she still likes it and as a good wife, i have to do as asked. nt

[keroro gunsou]

5. ok...

what do you think is going to happen next in the manga One Piece. Luffy's managed to break Buggy the Clown and Mister Three out at Impel Down... now he's got a choice let Mister Two free... you think he'll do it?

well you said anything....

[graywarrior]

6. Have you ever wondered what in hell your parents were thinking?

Mine weren't....obviously.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. i was the only planned child. i think they wanted a child

[graywarrior]

10. Mine were planning on having a boy

Surprise!

[Fire Walk With Me]

70. Then they'll just have to learn to accept the awesome.

Now release the fucking duck.

[graywarrior]

72. No

[Fire Walk With Me]

74. Never change.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

78. Count on it

:fistbump:

[skygazer]

7. If one train leave Long Island station going 45 mph

And another train leaves Hartford going 60 mph,

And both trains are on the same track heading toward each other,

Where will they run into each other, causing a huge crash, killing hundreds, and spilling toxic chemicals all over the ground, making it unfit for human habitation for the next 387 years?

[Heidi]

11. Here's a question!

May I have a kiss, please? I know it's not exciting for you, given my age and all, but it'll be exciting for me. I've had a very, very, very long week that called on me to be everyone's mother, somehow. So, I'd just like a kiss from a beautiful person.

:*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. oh my heidi... you could have ALL the kisses you ever want from me

:*

[Heidi]

14. Cara Pri, Grazie mille.

Two words to describe you: molto gentile.

:hug:

:*

[Blue Dog Dominion]

12. 3 input?

[mainegreen]

15. What was the best dessert you had when you were in India?

You were just there, right?

Seriously, what was the best dessert.

Also, how would I go about making it?

You see, we're in a dessert funk here.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. i had a bhapa sandesh... which is INCREDIBLY difficult to make here

but there are some indian desserts i love that are pretty easy

due you like milk desserts like rice pudding etc?

[mainegreen]

19. Love them.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. here are a few i like

Payesh:

http://indianfood.about.com/od/sweetsanddesserts/r/kheer.htm


Firni:

http://www.contactpakistan.com/pakfood/dessert/firni.htm

[redqueen]

16. Does the part on the rabbit that goes around and around really work...

or is that just a gimmick?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. gimmick

[redqueen]

24. Hah, I thought so.

Good design, putting in separate switches.

[mcctatas]

27. and what about those weird beads in the barrel?

the rabbit has changed so much over the years :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. i find the rabbit over rated

and the wahl 7 in 1 underrated

[redqueen]

34. Dammit.

Wait, doesn't Wahl make power tools?

Wait no, that's Stihl.

But again, dammit! :(

[mcctatas]

36. Interesting tidbit...

*googles wahl 7 in 1*

[redqueen]

35. I dunno what's goin on with those things.

I wish you could make those go but not the rotatey part.

[madinmaryland]

20. What is the odd smell that makes me want to puke when I drive through New Jersey??

:puke:

[mcctatas]

21. nice knowing you...

but I have the feeling you are now a dead woman :P

[madinmaryland]

40. Nice post, CreekDog!!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. garbage from nyc. literally

[PeaceNikki]

23. How are you today?

ok, that's not "exciting", but I want to know. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. cranky. bored. bloated.

:(

and sorta having work related anguish

[PeaceNikki]

26. Awww..

:hug:

[Inchworm]

28. Do you have a favorite "store bought" curry?

I have a recipe you posted eons ago that calls for curry.

I wanted to try to cook a different genre dish, but when I get to the curry part of Indian Cuisine, I always think to myself... there is NO curry tree.. I want to create my own... :D

I think rather than overthinking it I should buy some already made.

Do you have any suggestions?

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. do you know what recipe i posted?

i often have this problem myself when a recipe calls for curry powder

[Inchworm]

38. looking like mad on computer

and cannot find..

Going to search DU.

:nuke:

[Inchworm]

41. Seems like it was chicken teriyaki

but that may have been another one you posted. I snag recipes all the time.

sorry.. lost it :cry:

umm.. got a dish that's easy to create? hehe.

:)

EDIT: I know Teriyaki is Japanese so that is definitely not it :D

[buzzycrumbhunger]

45. Curry!

I struggled mightily with that secret (because there's a place in Sarasota that I crave and it's too expensive to eat there very often) and finally found a couple good sites: This blog promised a curry series, though she's still only got a couple up there, and this site's also got some good ideas. Both seem to be good reference sites for even ignorant cooks (i.e. me), who love the flavors but lack a clue. There's also this site for yet more recipes. My Brit friend swears the prepackaged crap from the supermarket (I think it's "Golden Curry" brand) is as good as the carry-out she used to get back home, but it's full of MSG. Patak's is a decent brand of jarred sauces.

Videojug also has lots of good recipes, though it's too easy to fall down the rabbit holes there and spend two hours watching shit like pavement etiquette (lmao @ the "droitwich") and how not to show your knickers.

Of course, when I was so desperate to find The Perfect Curry recipe, I ended up making my own recipe that pretty much incorporates everything, which probably isn't terribly authentic at all and varies every time I make it. It's kind of a project to assemble all the ingredients in a Western kitchen, but you can make up about 3 months' worth at a time, so it's not such a big deal. Once you have it on hand, it's pretty much in the fast food category, except for waiting on the brown rice.

Ugh. Clearly, this was not the day to read here. I've got curry, chili, and pickle cravings percolating all at once. :eyes:

[Chan790]

29. This isn't exciting but kind of important (to me, at least).

Where in NYC can I get a decent haircut (I'm not even looking for anything fancy) that isn't going to set me back $80+ with tip? I can deal with everything being more expensive here, but that was sticker-shock...you can walk into the best salon in Hartford and get a shampoo and haircut with a good tip for under $40.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. umm dont ask me... i go to the tiniest places and get my hair cut for under 20

[Chan790]

66. Tiny $20 place does me just fine...

I used to be a big fan of the $8 SuperCuts special but I looked, even SuperCuts is obscene here...like $30.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. really? there is one on 6th ave in the village that is fairly reasonable

[Javaman]

30. What's your feelings on fusion jazz of the 1970's? nt

[SacredCow]

37. What is heterosexual sex?

:hide:

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. When two heterosexuals have sex: like ted haggard and his wife.

[SacredCow]

42. Wow....

I had NO idea that a heterosexual man is defined as one who has a wife, but cheats on her to have sex with men! This changes EVERYTHING!

[AwakeAtLast]

43. Why are Pop Tarts so bad, yet so good?

I'm in a quandary.

[HopeHoops]

44. What is the air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?

[Blue_Tires]

46. 1. what's with the "La"?

2. Did you get your tickets for Mets opening day?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

64. its from xchrom

xchrom :13. La is what we gay men give to certain divas of stature.
it's a sign of very playful respect -- a kind of tradition

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

47. What's the most tasty "corner stand" food you can get in NYC? -nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

58. the halal carts... as one who grew up in calcutta, nyc streetfood is most disappointing to me

[struggle4progress]

48. Wanna take off the weekend and go on a crime spree with me? Coast to coast

bank stickups and car thefts. Start Friday night, end Monday morning

When I do this, I usually drop 300 mikes of good acid for the drive through West Texas - New Mexico - Arizona highway

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. LOL~lisa would never allow me on this spree

[struggle4progress]

65. She can come along. We'll put her in the trunk.

[no name no slogan]

49. How do I get this goddamn search application that's been pissing me off to work?

I've been shifting around the metadata, recompiling the database, not to mention editing the templates so that the results will display in the exact way demanded by the client, yet this P.O.S. application WILL NOT do what I am telling it to do.

I'm ready to chuck it, but we don't have money in the bugdet to do the upgrade for at least another 12 months if not longer. Any ideas?

[Throd]

50. Have you ever tried to discreetly fart and accidentally ended up with a mud-bubble?

I have.

[no name no slogan]

52. Is that like a shart?

Or is it something else?

[Throd]

54. I believe "mud-bubble" and "shart" are interchangeable.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

59. umm no

[DarkTirade]

51. What's the easiest way to try and learn Forth?

I understand most of the basic module based programming languages, even if I don't know all of their particular syntax. But stack-based programming just eludes me.

[bigwillq]

53. You're stranded on an island

You are allowed to take

1. One female (but not anyone you know personally)
2. One male (but not anyone you know personally)
3. One pet (but not any pet you know personally)


You're also allowed to bring:


1. One book of your choice
2. One magazine of your choice
3. One CD of your choice (you have a portable CD player with unlimited battery power!)



Go!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. ---

katherine moennig

taye diggs

a cat (arcane1 has a rather nice cat)



anythign by vonnegut or atwood
unsure
little earthquakes

[bigwillq]

60. Ok, on this island

there is an orange tree and a pear tree.

You can only take and eat the fruit from one of the trees?

Which tree do you choose, and why?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. orange. i think it has more vitamins. could be wrong

[lost-in-nj]

62. Why would the people at Motley's work

see his underwear???

:shrug:

lost


edited because I didn't look at HIS profile :*

:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[motely36]

63. Nice post!

you do know I'm a guy right?

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

67. Why was I shorted five hours on my paychecks?

[NewJeffCT]

68. You want exciting? You expect us to amuse you?

well, you got another thing coming if you expect excitement from me! I only provide sarcasm, sorry.

What did you win the other day without even trying? I never found out....

[Mike 03]

71. What attracts you to males?

EDIT: typo

[Gormy Cuss]

73. Okay. If you walked out of your building towards the first commercial strip

what's the ethnicity/menu focus of the first restaurant you'd encounter?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

77. it was dominican and is now french. across the street. literally

[crimsonblue]

75. have you ever had sex on the kitchen table?

[Redstone]

76. Could you post a picture? That would make US less bored, even if it didn't help you.

Redstone