It's official: NO Lingerie Bowl this year.

[flvegan]

LAND O'LAKES — It was supposed to be the Lingerie Bowl, not the naked bowl.

Now the whole thing has been canceled.

Citing conflicts with the hosting Caliente nudist resort over a "clothing mandate" that bowl organizers say was agreed upon, the Lingerie Football League is throwing in the towel. A league spokesman said holding and broadcasting the game in the nude or around nude people was not what the players or league had in mind.

"The league will not place our fans, players, staff nor partners in a less-than-comfortable environment that would ultimately jeopardize the mainstream perception and reputation of the brand that so many have worked diligently over these past five years to build," the league's Stephon McMillen said.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/article970537.ece

Dammit.

So, none of this:



None of this either:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/Roqb_xa16qI/AAAAAAAAHyA/-2Yig8HhTto/sexy+lingerie.jpg

[Crazy Dave]

1. No but we still got "Puppy Bowl"

[flvegan]

3. Yeah, but did you see the puppies on #4?

I'd like to see those unhooked and running free.

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. That's obscene.

Those puppies haven't got any clothes on.

[Crazy Dave]

6. They sniff butts and relieve themselves on camera too

:wow:

[TZ]

7. lets not forget

the ever popular "licking" ones privates...:evilgrin:

[TZ]

2. But dude..

You can still see the Puppy Bowl!;)

Nobody tell Dr. Strange though, I'm worried he'll damage something after he pitches a fit..:hide:

[mcctatas]

5. Probably less damange than if it had actually occured

self-abuse can be dangerous :evilgrin:

[Bake]

13. I heard he sprained his wrist last year.

He was sidelined for two months!

Bake

[skygazer]

8. How could they think of holding such a wholesome entertainment

In such a den of iniquity?! :grr:

[redqueen]

9. This is fucking hilarious.

"The league will not place our fans, players, staff nor partners in a less-than-comfortable environment that would ultimately jeopardize the mainstream perception and reputation of the brand that so many have worked diligently over these past five years to build," the league's Stephon McMillen said.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

10. Thanks for that, Captain Hi-Top

You suck.

[BeachBaby]

11. Well, damn them for not getting nekkid.

You can do better.

[Forkboy]

12. Call Arlen Specter RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!111!!

This shall not stand!

[underpants]

14. They had an event in Medellin

Models wear lingerie by St. Even at the Colombiatex fashion show in Medellin, Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2009.
(AP Photo/Luis Benavides)