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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 12:57 AM
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HEyHEY's kidneys to be auctioned on eBay.
Watch this space.

And before anybody asks "why bother?", please understand that it's his kidneys, not his liver.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:39 AM
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1. Umm, I'm pretty sure almost anything that fucks up the liver
(with the possible exception of hepatitis) fucks up the kidneys too. Just sayin'. :P
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:59 AM
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2. Yuckey-poo
:)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 02:22 AM
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3. He's totally going to fall for that midnight massage phonecall.
And then we'll totally have to wire him money so he can buy some clothes and a ticket home. What an asshole.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:04 AM
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4. I'm in for 50
I haven't had a good kidney pie in ages!
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:10 AM
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5. I can get better kidneys cheaper from China
And don't whine about "buy American" or "buy Canadian, eh"

:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:11 AM
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6. How much are human female kidneys going for nowadays?
I want a nice home cooked Atlantic Croaker fish dinner and cannot afford it. Maybe if I sell a kidney, I can buy some fish. I'm so hungry this morning, it would be sooooo worth it.

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:18 AM
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7. There are a lot of things I could do with someone's kidney
I am going to check out some medical journals to find the best way to enjoy a new kidney
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:19 AM
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8. I'm holding out for his spleen.
Let me know when that auction is listed.

kthxbai
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:27 AM
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9. link?
Running on one now, could use a backup.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:53 AM
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10. just checked the futures on canuck
kidneys... 19, down 42

good time to buy
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