Anyone know some good songs about cold beer?

[JVS]

:toast:

[flvegan]

1. Black Flag did "Six Pack"

[JVS]

7. A nice and simple song.

[AwakeAtLast]

2. Well, first you have to get the beer.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-ldJ9Iy9g

:D

[JVS]

4. I got 2 cases of beer for $10 total. A great sale.

Hardest part was carrying it home.

[AwakeAtLast]

8. This one made me giggle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54

[Mabus]

19. That's always been my fave

Ooops. I think I have the Schlitz.

[Swede]

3. "I like Beer" Tom T. Hall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5k4I1AOEI

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(chorus)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when were out on the town
And Im wearing a suit and a tie
Shes sipping vermouth and she thinks Im uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

(chorus)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

[Inchworm]

13. oops,

I'll find another :D

[Swede]

14. Hey,great drunks thing alike.

I mean minds. :toast::beer:

[Deja Q]

5. Lyrics

I once drank some warm beer
It tasted like cat pee
That is why I prefer cold beer
There is a real taste, you see




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[JVS]

6. Lovely graphic.

[Grey]

22. Inquiring minds want to know.....

How do you know what "Cat Pee" tastes like?

[Texasgal]

9. one bourbon one scotch one beer

Wanna tell you a story,
about the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
and out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.
the next day I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
but for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[trof]

10. "Glorius"

Singing Glorious! Glorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
Glory be to god there are no more of us!
Because one of us could drink it all - DAMN NEAR!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goddamned_Dutch

[HopeHoops]

11. "All I need are my titties and beer!"

[Inchworm]

12. EDIT: Barstool Mountain

Mo Bandy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3SQj-vg6DE

:toast:

[surrealAmerican]

15. One hundred bottles of beer on the wall....

I guess those might be cold.

[Doc_Technical]

16. Sunny Afternoon by the Kinks

The tax mans taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And I cant sail my yacht,
Hes taken everything Ive got,
All Ive gots this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

My girlfriends run off with my car,
And gone back to her ma and pa,
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
Now I'm sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.
cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

Ah, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

[amerikat]

17. Beer Run, Todd Snider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-ldJ9Iy9g&feature=related

[fishwax]

23. I was going to say that as well

:toast:

[darkstar]

18. All I Wanna Do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3piWXq_y20

[MajorChode]

20. "Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw)"

Written by Marvin Gardens (AKA Jimmy Buffett)

[ghostsofgiants]

21. I think Dead Lazlo's Place qualifies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTx5PCrjdAg

[av8rdave]

24. The best I can think of is "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" Thoroughgood

[Inchworm]

25. 'Think I'll just stay here and drAnk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbOqORIvWM

:toast:

:beer:

[Xipe Totec]

26. In Spanish

Well, not quite...

(Drunken Spanish)

A Mexican song, but note the German flags... :hi:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJN-NXIkQSE

Que chavocha la chevecha
que che chube a la cabecha
anda chava, chube, chive
oto vacho de chevecha
oto vacho de chevecha
anda chava, chube, chive
que chavocha la chevecha
que che chube a la cabecha.

[Left Is Write]

27. I know a song about Cold Gin.

[dana_b]

28. Psychostick - "Beer!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awzyLJFh1lQ

[Kat45]

29. In Heaven There Is No Beer polka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZCrMKbPN0&feature=relatedIn Heaven There is No Beer Polka

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And When we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our beer

In Heaven there is no wine
Lets drink til we feel fine
And When it comes our time
All our friends will be drinking all our wine

In Heaven there is no drink
At least thats what we think
And When we go ca-plink
All our friends will be drinking all our drink

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And When we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our beer

In Heaven there is no beer
Let's stay and Drink it here
And When our friends aren't here
We will be drinking all their beer

[Zomby Woof]

30. Titties 'n Beer

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scary wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone...

"Where's those titties that I like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabitch!"
'Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Titties 'n all!"
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? "Were the cans
this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true."
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR?

"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you give me
for your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..." YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
"Don't call me that"
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS I'll SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME

"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..."

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
"Yeah?"
See if you can guess what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of your pickle!"

"I'm not holding my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"

"I don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and that's
titties and beer
you know what I mean?
"What?"
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
"I don't know if you're the right guy?"
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her titties
flop-floppin'...all around the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
and she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?


--- Frank Zappa