Dear Professor Ballwasher,

[Inchworm]

Please do not be upset if I'm not on the green in three. Keep the beer cart fully stocked.

Also, please do not let this inane attempt at humorous copycattage come between the original poster of the seed that allowed this plant to grow and my lack of sense.

That is all...

:yoiks:

[rcrush]

1. I'd like to meet this professor Ballwasher.

Sometimes I get the SWEATTY BALLLLZ

[Inchworm]

3. We say SCHWETTY in these parts

and in those parts...

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

2. tsk tsk tsk

:spank: :eyes:

[Inchworm]

4. Well.. ya see

I wanted to post but I didnt know what to post so I posted the first thing that came to mind reading posts.

oh.. and HI! :hi:

:hide:

[Writer]

5. LOL... I'm laughing.

So I say kudos to your copycat. :toast:

[Inchworm]

6. apologies

:blush:

:rofl:

Cheers! I hope Mr. Douchebag is just something bad that happened you look back on soon :hug:

I've caught a few of the threads. His title suits him.

:hi:

:toast:

[Writer]

7. Prof. Douchebag knows he's a douchebag, even if he won't admit it.

I know he's a douchebag.

My entire cohort knows he's a douchebag.

Quite a few of the other doctoral students know he's a douchebag.

The owner of the bar he frequents knows he's a douchebag.

Heck, I'll bet that his wife even knows he's a douchebag.


The douchebaggery is so evident that it's an easy thing to deal with.