The RetroLounge Daily Poem Thread (Sun 3/1/2009)

[RetroLounge]

Romantic Moment

After seeing the documentary we walk down Canyon Road,
Into the plaza of art galleries and high end clothing stores

Where the mock orange is fragrant in the summer light
And the smooth adobe walls glow fleshlike in the dark.

It is just our second date, and we sit down on a bench,
Holding hands, not looking at each other,

And if I were a bull penguin right now I would lean over
And vomit softly into the mouth of my beloved

And if I were a peacock I’d flex my gluteal muscles to
Erect and spread the quills of my cinemax tail.

If she were a female walkingstick bug she might
Insert her hypodermic probiscus directly into my neck

And inject me with a rich hormonal sedative
Before attaching her egg sac to my thoracic undercarriage,

And if I were a young chimpanzee I would break off a nearby treelimb
And smash all the windows in the plaza jewelry stores.

And if she was a Brazilian leopardfrog she would wrap her impressive
Tongue three times around my right thigh and

Pummel me softly against the surface of our pond
And I would know her feelings were sincere.

Instead we sit awhile in silence, until
She remarks that in the relative context of tortoises and igunanas,

Human males seem to be actually rather expressive
And I say that female crocodiles really don’t receive

Enough credit for their gentleness,
Then she suggests that it is time for us to go

To get some ice cream cones and eat them.

Tony Hoagland

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Author reads his poem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSDh01zwed0

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:hi:

RL

[libodem]

1. That was so romantic

I liked hearing the author read it aloud and hearing the audience laugh.:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

2. Yeah, the poem takes a great turn and the laughter was infectious.

good to see you...

:hi:

RL

[Lyric]

3. I love Tony Hoagland

:loveya:

Edit: I see the homage to Louise Gluck in there, too.

[RetroLounge]

4. ...

:hi:

RL

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Lovely to read. Will give him a listen, later. Thanks.

A nice treat for later :D

[RetroLounge]

6. ...

:hi:

RL