The very definition of "PWNT" BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pierre.Suave]

http://wcco.com/watercooler/duluth.boastful.thief.2.947253.html

Thief Nabbed After Boasting 'Smarter Than Police'

DULUTH, Minn. (AP) ―

Police say the 23-year-old man stole gas from a police station late Friday, and arrested him after a short struggle. (File)

A Duluth man is behind bars after allegedly stealing a car and repeatedly calling 911 to brag to police that they would not catch him.

Police say the 23-year-old man stole gas from a police station late Friday, then fled in a car he allegedly stole earlier in the night. A police officer spotted the stolen car about 2 a.m. Friday and chased the man, who crashed into a guardrail and then turned off his lights.

Police soon found the car abandoned. Shortly after that, the man allegedly began calling 911 from a cell phone and telling dispatchers he would not be caught because he was "smarter than the police."

But about two hours later, a man called 911 to report a prowler at his home. Police arrived and found the suspect hiding in a shed, and arrested him after a short struggle.

[Pierre.Suave]

1. nobody found this story entertaining?

:shrug:

[3.14158675309]

2. Doesn't paint Minnesotans in such a good light!

But I guess we can laugh at him because he was a hayseed from Dulute....

:hidingfromLaraMN:

[Pierre.Suave]

3. I don't know

I found it hilarious.

[3.14158675309]

4. Of course you and I can laugh; we have the right!

:toast: :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

5. Was that you, Pi Guy??

:D

[3.14158675309]

6. STFU!!!! *I* told the coppers that I was the Fibonacci number!

:rofl: :hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

7. and I bet they are still trying to figure out what that is...

first, they have to figure out how to spell it before they can put in in to teh google...

[3.14158675309]

8. Good point! I should have *really* confused them by saying

that I am the Fabergé number! :P

[Pierre.Suave]

9. LOL

yeah, that would have done it.

[3.14158675309]

10. Then they'd really have egg on their face

:groan:

[Pierre.Suave]

12. ...

:groan:

:P

[Dr. Strange]

14. You've got to be yolking.

Way to come out of your shell.

[3.14158675309]

15. Hey, beat it!

I'm just trying, like every other guy, to get laid.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Win!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[3.14158675309]

17. SLACKER:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8567914&mesg_id=8568327

[Dr. Strange]

18. No, you're the slacker:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8566217#8566338

[Initech]

11. Yeah really. Talk about getting PWNT.

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

13. The ONLY way it would have been any funnier

well, I actually cant think of any way...

:rofl: