I'm accepting applications for my "Annoys the Hell Out of Me" list

[taterguy]

It doesn't quite roll off the tongue like DTM (Trademarked by some douchebag), but marketing was never my thing.

[Shell Beau]

1. Where do I pick up the application?

[AlCzervik]

2. I have a kid, that's an automatic in.

[taterguy]

5. Just keep it out of restaurants, off of airplanes

And don't use it as an excuse to take a day off

Oh yeah, don't complain if I smoke in its proximity.

[AlCzervik]

8. i'll do none of those things.

it's 14 and it's traveled and gone out to dinner at nice restaurants and it's mother smokes. It even handles it's own passport and boarding pass.

[taterguy]

Your failure to properly use the apostrophe just got you on the list

Congrats!

:toast:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I don't need no fucking application.

[taterguy]

17. People that curse annoy me

Welcome to the fucking list

[TZ]

4. I would like to nominate madinmaryland for this list

Certainly I can't think of anyone who fits the bill better...:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

6. Maybe your "Doesn't annoy me" list would be easier to compile

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Douchebag? You're just jealous, asshat.

[taterguy]

21. . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owxtKzJLQQY

[LynneSin]

9. You could just say ATHOOM

Which almost sounds like At Home, just spelled like a freeper wrote it

[taterguy]

10. That's fucking brilliant

I'll forgive the next half dozen annoying things you do

[graywarrior]

11. I need not apply

I am accepted already...this I know.

[taterguy]

14. Only due to your refusal to PM me naughty pics

And yes, I realize that my constant request for naughty pics is probably pretty annoying

[graywarrior]

15. Check your PM

[taterguy]

16. How about a "Not Safe for Work" warning?

I wasn't expecting you to actually send something that hot

[graywarrior]

18. Steaming....

like three little piles of shit.

[taterguy]

19. Unwarranted self-deprecation is so annoying

[graywarrior]

20. It's warranted.....

It's ALWAYS warranted.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Can you do it for me? It's a snow day here and I don't think I could drive in these conditions.

[madinmaryland]

13. STFU, Francis!

[Strong Atheist]

22. The topic discussed here (NOT

the website, which is VERY good)

http://archives.neuralgourmet.com/2006/04/23/et_tu_brute

This, OTOH, is NOT a good website...

http://liberalsinexile.blogspot.com/2008/11/putting-country-first.html

[Lil Missy]

23. I'll annoy you.

What irritates you the most?

:)

[taterguy]

24. I get really annnoyed when people fill my inbox with nekkid pics

That bugs the living shit out of me

[Lil Missy]

25. I know. That really irritates flvegan too!

Firing up the camera ...

[taterguy]

26. How long is it taking you to fire up that camera?

Delayed gratification is intensely annoying

[Lil Missy]

27. I PM'd you the nekkid pics. You didn't get them?

Damn! Must be another DU glitch.

I'm complaining to Skinner now. I want my donation back!

[taterguy]

28. You sent my nekkid pics to Skinner?

Damn that's annoying