Have you ever woken up the next morning with a strange woman...

[Lost in CT]

And realize you're now in Delaware?

[TZ]

1. !

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

2. I try not to make a habit of it.

[CreekDog]

3. well the bedroom's in Delaware

the livingroom's in Pennsylvania.

so it's understandable how that could happen. :hide:

[Lost in CT]

11. I swear I didn't even know Delaware had houses...

I thought it consisted only of a couple of Bob's big Boys and rest stops.

[struggle4progress]

17. I didn't know Delaware had women. I guess I should go there some time

[NNN0LHI]

4. Some I couldn't get both arms around

The bad old days.

Don

[LynneSin]

5. YCTEIMW

you can figure it out

At least my senators are DEMOCRATS!!!

[Lost in CT]

10. Hey my Senators are da bomb.... Okay maybe not...

but you have to understand they have to represent all constituents from the wealthy to the super rich.

[HopeHoops]

6. Yeah, but after a cup or two of coffee she's usually back to normal.

[DevonRex]

7. Would that be you drinking hte coffee or is she drinking the coffee?

[HopeHoops]

8. I meant her.

[hobbit709]

9. My woman is strange all the time-if she wasn't I'd be worried.

I once told her "You're crazy"
She replied "You knew that when you married me"
I replied "I knew that LONG before I married you and keep in mind that I married you anyway"

[kwassa]

12. but what did Della wear? A new jersey, of course.

She bought it at the outlet stores.

I admired it while we sat on I-95 at the tollbooths for a half hour or so.

[704wipes]

13. No, but it would be especially disturbing

if she was also a Packers Fan.

[Lost in CT]

15. I have had a few packers fans... I find Steeler fans more enthusiastic

and Cowboy fans more desperate for affection.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. No, but...

she did let me know that at the same time we were heading out the side door, her husband was coming in the front door...

:wow: :yoiks:

[Lost in CT]

23. I had that experience as well... ever try to climb through a jalacy window?

[qwertyMike]

16. Not really a stranger

but she wasn't the one I thought I went to bed with.
(Maybe they changed places during the night)



Alcohol was involved.

[ReliantJ]

18. no, have you ever

woken up with two tattoos and realize your at a Rod Stewart concert eating tacos

[seaker]

19. Yep

And then I realize it is me w/o make-up:crazy:

[Tom Kitten]

20. Naah, just a strange chewed off arm

and that was in New Jersey...

[FloridaJudy]

21. Yeah, that one I spotted

In the bathroom mirror the other day looked seriously deranged.

[MilesColtrane]

22. No.

But, I have woken up in a toll booth, not knowing how I got there, and wearing nothing but a trench coat