So the question would come up eventually - what's Narwhal sex like?

[Taverner]

Inquiring minds wanna know...

[HopeHoops]

1. The word "horny" comes to mind ;}

[Taverner]

2. You've been waiting years to use that joke, haven't you?

:P

[HopeHoops]

3. Actually no. It just "POPPED UP" in my mind ;}

[NYC_SKP]

4. Well, there is THIS passage from a "the Voyage of the Narwhal"

http://books.google.com/books?id=GripJSpCkUcC&pg=PA167&lpg=PA167&dq=narwhal+penis&source=bl&ots=MOJzvVmvzO&sig=0gMMEAUFiZy-AwcCc6qjRJRRE_0&hl=en&ei=iMStSbHRMYKqsAPMtdjQBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=6&ct=result

Sorry I couldn't copy and paste the passage.

Looks like an interesting read. :P

[DemBones DemBones]

10. It's a great book. Andrea Barrett is

one of my favorite writers.

[Xipe Totec]

5. Like porcupine sex, but wetter n/t

[Taverner]

7. Could or would a Narwahl use seaweed as a lubricant?

[Xipe Totec]

8. KY Agar?

[Taverner]

9. Sumthin like that - only - diff'rent

[Ikonoklast]

6. Extra pointy.

[DemBones DemBones]

11. Does a narwhal have a white penis?

:shrug:

[AlCzervik]

12. It never crossed my mind.

[GoneOffShore]

13. Ask Ann Coulter

[XemaSab]

14. Dolphins have prehensile penises

:o

[Taverner]

15. So would you say one could grip you like a warm, friendly hand?

[NYC_SKP]

16. Do not.

Fibber! :P