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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:31 PM Original message |
Lawyer Jokes, give us yours! |
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blueknight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. what do you call 10 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. A lawyer dies and goes to heaven... |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #3 |
20. That's funny! hehe "a lawyer goes to heaven" |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
4. Why don't Lawyers go to the Beach? |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. Three lawyers up to their necks in cement |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
6. I can't. MrCoffee is a lawyer and I lurves him. Same for Deep13 and rug. |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 02:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Not all lawyers are bad, and not all presidents are good |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:05 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. There is an on going feud between the AMA and the ABA. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:18 PM Response to Reply #6 |
27. I know,my little brother is a lawyer |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
9. What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
10. Why don't sharks eat lawyers? |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. A lawyer had just passed the Bar and opened a law office |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
13. What's the true definition of a waste? |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
14. A woman was walking through a cemetery, |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
15. What's wrong with lawyer jokes? |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
16. What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead snake in the road? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. The version I heard was a dead skunk |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. Oops! Beat me to it |
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Bravo Zulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
18. Did you hear that scientists are going to start using lawyers |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:04 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. ...and the lab techs feel bad about doing some things to rats. (eom) |
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IcyPeas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. What happens when lawyers takes viagra? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
22. The engineer in hell |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Not a joke, but a comment: My late father in law was a lawyer... |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. Once, there was this lawyer... |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-04-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
25. I know a lawyer that collects these jokes-he's got hundreds of them |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
28. It was SO cold out today..... |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-05-09 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
29. Why should they bury lawyers 12 feet under? |
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