I am too old for LostinVA

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

She just announced she has a crush on the 19-year-old from Barboursville, VA on "America's Next Top Model." She says she's a combo of Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone.

[flvegan]

1. Ticket to Tampa is on the way, baby!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I've never been to Florida

[LeftyMom]

11. You're not missing much.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I didn't think I was

Check your PM

[flvegan]

25. Except that I'm here.

She always leaves that out.

[LeftyMom]

31. You are the only thing about Florida that doesn't suck.

But you're portable, so one day I plan on stuffing you in a box, poking some air holes in the lid, and shipping you to someplace that doesn't suck. Then without you to counteract it, Florida's suckage will be so strong that it just collapses inward on itself, increasing the national average IQ by ten points.

[LostinVA]

33. Flvegan doesn't suck?

[DarkTirade]

41. ... except for the hurricanes, tornados, thunderstorms, bad drivers, and giant roaches...

... and poisonous snakes and spiders... and giant mice who charge you ridiculous amounts of money to stand in long lines (I think that's only in Orlando though)...

[LeftyMom]

12. Trading me in on a younger model doesn't really work when she's not even two years younger.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

16. Trading in? I'm adding to my cache.

[LeftyMom]

20. We get to do that now?

I need to get off the internet and make some phone calls!

[flvegan]

21. There is no "we" in "I" nor "me"

so no. Sorry.

[LeftyMom]

24. Oh, so there's a double standard at work?

I'd be irritated if I thought your silly attempts to get in Haruka's teeny tiny pants had any hope.

[flvegan]

27. It's not really "at work"

It's on holiday, but it's still there.

[Lil Missy]

37. Oops! Should I have not mentioned those nekkid PMs I sent you?

The ones of my "sweet tits"?

Oh man, I'm in so much trouble now.:o

[flvegan]

38. You'd only be in trouble

had you sent them.

Make an honest women of you, should you sent them. Please please.

[Lil Missy]

39. Okay. Check your PM.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

40. You never disappoint.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Hold the phone...

Did the new season start?

I'm so behind the times.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yes, it started tonight apparently

[BarenakedLady]

8. I guess I should start paying attention

or something.

I will still park my ass on the couch every Sunday to watch each season's rerun marathons though just to catch up. :D

[Yavin4]

4. 19?!

How old is LostinVA ?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. 44

I'm 26.

[Yavin4]

7. Geesh, Sounds A Little Like A Mid Life Crisis

Is she looking at sports cars as well?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. She does want a Saturn roadster

[LeftyMom]

13. By that definition I'm having a midlife crisis. The Sky is a nice looking bit of car.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. And you're only like a year older than me

[LeftyMom]

18. I'll be 28 in almost two weeks.

[flvegan]

22. You two should wrestle naked.

I'll be the ref.

[LeftyMom]

26. No.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. No

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Okay, a bit less than two years older

Definitely not mid-life crisis age.

[LostinVA]

10. I don't need to have a midlife crisis -- I have a 26-year-old wife

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Who is excellent at cleaning and can use just about any power tools

[AlCzervik]

23. and makes Cinnabons but still get called a Choade. that ain't right.

not it's not.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. And, if I don't do things right, she flogs me

I make a lot of mistakes.

[Shakespeare]

34. That's hawt.

Oh, sorry...I think I channeled flvegan for a minute... :7

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I thought you were responding to the flogging post for a minute

[Shakespeare]

36. No, but that might work, too.

:P

[sasquatch]

14. Make sure to keep her away from Suburu conventions

:D

[Yavin4]

30. Is This Her?

Isabella, 19, is an aspiring model from Barboursville, Va

Haruka, you aint got nothing to worry about. Please. That chick aint got nothing.