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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:02 PM
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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS: Redskins to sign Terrell Owens, but only on the condition...
....that he is first able to navigate the DC Street Grid, complete with traffic circles, one ways and detours.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:03 PM
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1. that loud noise you heard was TZ's head exploding
:P
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:07 PM
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3. Actually
it was kinda fun 'cause I anticipated it happening.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:06 PM
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2. In addition, he has to navigate in and out at different times of the same day.
Example:

Come into DC in the morning, when one group of streets is closed and 50 construction projects are totally dicking up traffic flow, and then navigate out of DC later that night, when another group of streets is closed and 50 other construction projects are totally dicking up traffic flow.

mikey_the_rat
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:50 PM
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4. Nice Post, douchebag!
Fine you want to behave like madinmaryland you are gonna be treated just like one.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:50 PM
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5. I was waiting for you to respond.
Where were you, stuck in a traffic circle?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 02:55 PM
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6. I was in the lab WORKING douche!
I'm sure thats something you don't know anything about..:eyes:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 04:06 PM
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7. I love you too, TZ.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-05-09 05:21 PM
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8. You Working???
:rofl:
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