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Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 12:40 AM by crimsonblue
I like euphemisms.
(Note to the mods: this isn't a sex thread. It is a euphemism thread)
A bit of the old in & out Act of darkness, The Adam and Eve it All's well when ends meet Backseat mambo Baking cookies Ball Bang Bash the beaver Be in a woman's beef Be up to one's balls Beast with two backs Beasty rendezvous, The Beat cheeks Beat someone up with an ugly stick Bed boogie, The Bed-pressing Beef in yo taco Boff your brains out Bohemian cluster fuck Boink Boom-boom Bone dance Bone someone Bonk Boof Bop someone Breed Bump and grind Bump bellies Bump uglies Bumpin' fuzzies Bunny fuck Burping the worm in the mole hole Bury the baby leg Bury the bone Bury the weenie Bush patrol Butter the muffin Buzz the brillo Carnal gymnastics Churning butter Clean her pipes Clean the carpet Crashing the custard truck Cream someone Creamin' Cut the mustard Dance the buttock jig Dance the matrimonial polka Dance the mattress jig Deed, The Dip the chip Dip your wick Dirty work at the crossroads Dive in the dark, A Diving for pearls Do a lewd infusion Do some ladies' tailoring Do the chores Doona dance Drill for (anal) oil Drilling the ditch Drive home Eat cauliflower Eat hymeneal sweets Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest Enjoy a flesh session Exchange bodily fluids Featherbed jig Feed the dummy Feed the kitty Filling the cream doughnut Fit end to end Fit her clap flap Five knuckle shuffle Fix her plumbing Flop in the hay Fornication Four-legged frolic Front door action Fuck Funky Chicken, The Genital exercise Get a belly full of marrow pudding Get a shove in your blind eye Get creamy Get into someone's pants Get it on Get Jack in the orchard Get some stank on the hang low Get oats from someone Get stretched Get your chimney swept out Get your end wet Get your hair cut Get your jollies Get your leather stretched Get your nuts cracked Get your oil changed Get your rocks off Gild the lily Give a hole to hide in Give a woman a shot Give hard for soft Give her a hosing Give her a pat Give her the business Give her the high hard one Give juice for jelly Give pussy a taste of cream Give someone a stab Give someone the works Give the dog a bone Glazing the donut Go belly-to-belly Go fishing Go like a rat up a drainpipe Go to town Goose someone Grease her Grease the wheel Grind your tool Growling at the badger Hammer someone Hanky panky Haul your ashes Have a bit of curly greens Have a bit of fish Have a bit of giblet pie Have a bit of pork Have a bit of split mutton Have a bit of sugar stick Have a bit of summer cabbage Have a bit of the cramstick Have a hot roll with cream Have a joy ride Have a nooner Have a piece of tail Have a poke Have a squeeze and a squirt Have a turn on your back Hide the salami Hide the sausage Hippity dippity Hit it Hokey-pokey Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing Horizontal exercises Horizontal hula Horizontal hustle Horizontal jogging Horizontal mambo Horizontal polka Horizontal tango Horizontalize Hose someone Hot beef injection Hot dog in a jungle Hump Humpity dumpity Humpty dance, The Humpty dumpty Impale someone Introduce Charlie Jab someone Jiggle someone Juice someone Jump someone's bones Knock boots Knocking mops Lay some pipe Lie feet up Lift a leg on someone Light the lamp Lose the match and pocket the stake Make baskets Make ends meet Make grass sandwiches Make her grunt Make it Makin' bacon Making babies Making whoopee Mattress dancing Mattress mambo Mingle limbs Mix your peanut butter Mixing the baby juice Mommy-daddy dance Mount someone Nail Nasty, The Naughty, The Nibble someone Nookie Nooner Nose painting Parallel park Parking (the car) Parking the beef bus in tuna town Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love Parting the Pink Sea Pass the gravy Peel your best end Phallicize someone Picnic in the lawn Plant a man Plant your seed Play at in-and-out Play at tops-and-bottoms Play cars and garages Play doctor Play hide the hot dog Play hide the weenie Play on the hair court Play pickle-me, tickle-me Play the game of twenty toes Play tiddlywinks Plook Plow someone Plug and play Plug someone Poke in the whiskers Poke someone Pop it in Pork Pound someone Pot the pink Pray with the knees upward Probing the membrane Professional wrestling Pump someone Put Percy in the playpen Put the bee in the hive Put the boots to someone Put the devil into Hell Put your root down Put your snake in the grass Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich Putting sour cream in the burrito Putting the candle in the pumpkin Quickie Ram someone Rear attack Ride someone Ride the hobby horse Ride the baloney pony Ride the pink pony Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town Ring her bell Rock the casbah Roll in the hay Romp in the hay Roughin' up the suspect Rub bacons Rub one out Rump splitting Rump work Saucing the clam Saw off a chunk Schtupp someone Screw Scrog Sew your wild oats Sexercize Shag Shake a skin coat Shake the sheets Shoot the moon Shoot your wad Shucking the oyster Sink it in Sink the soldier Slap skins Slap some skin Slip someone the hot beef injection Smashing pissers Sow your (wild) oats Spankin' the cat Spear the bearded clam Stabbing the trout Star-gazing on your back Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil Storm the trenches Stretch leather Stuff the beaver Stuff the taco Suck the sugar-stick Swiping the V-card Take a belly-ride Take a turn in the stubble Take it to the car wash Take the jism trail Take the starch out of someone Taking a break Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist Taking the flesh boat to tuna town Tear off a piece Tell a bedtime story Thread the needle Throw a leg over Throw another log on the fire Throw the meat at her Tossing off a batch of baby batter Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft Train through a tunnel Trim the buff Twat raking Two-backed beast Two in the pink, one in the stink Ugly, The Up to ya nuts in guts Uppy downy Varnish your cane Visit the Netherlands Walk the dog Wallpaper the closet Water the lawn Waterbed waltz Wet your wick Whitewash someone Wild thing, The Wind up your clock Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Wink wink, nudge nudge Work the hairy oracle Yodel in the valley Yodeling in the gulley Zallywhacking Ziggy-wiggling Zoinkering Zwooshing the swoosh
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