help me write a country music song

[datasuspect]

i want to go to nashville and be the next bobby bare.



this old road that i'm riding
i leave lots of satisfied women in real small towns

[johnnie]

1. A half a jug of whiskey

Is the only memory I'm taking along

[datasuspect]

2. some people talk about big lights and stars

but i been to the city and i been behind bars

[johnnie]

4. So now it's time I move on

And find me words for another song

[Strong Atheist]

3. All it needs is lots of annoying:

self pity/twang/redneck/right wing/caterwauling/screechy/macho posturing, and you're there...

[Deja Q]

5. "My hound dog started to pee, and he was lookin' good to me, for Bea had ceded me, whoop-dee-dee"?

That verse was the first. The second is the same but a little bit more terse. :D

[OmahaBlueDog]

6. I got drunk last night

Beat up my woman
And drove my truck to Memphis

I wound up in Prison
My mama cried
And then I came to Jesus

[abq e streeter]

7. "I got her right where she wants me"--never been able to write a song around this line

have at it if you want ,but PM me if you ever should happen to use it...