Anybody wanna fight?

[trof]

Things seem to have gotten pretty pugnacious, especially in GD.
If you want to fight, please leave your name here. If I can't take care of it personally I'll try and match you up with someone of roughly equal weight and height.
Same gender (if you wish) but that's not necessarily one of the criteria.
Put up your dukes.
;-)

[Aristus]

1. Not me, trof.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.


:*

[bif]

2. Not me.

n/t

[JanMichael]

3. OK punk. Bring it on.

What are we fighting about?
:shrug:

[trof]

4. We need a reason?

OK, I hate people who wear Argyle socks.
THERE!

[Aristus]

7. What about people who used to wear Argyle socks

but grew out of it when the '80's Preppy phase ended?

[trof]

8. What I say is...

Once an Argyle socks wearer, ALWAYS an Argyle socks wearer.
A leopard doesn't change his spots,
OR his socks (pee-yew).
Just because you don't physically wear them now, we know that in your head you're STILL the type.

[moez]

12. Argyle's out?!

Crap.... no wonder people are always pointing and laughing at my feet. I thought it was my earth shoes.

[MUAD_DIB]

10. No fight here. I think that argyle is for sissies.

[Aristus]

11. Ouch! And seven years of wearing olive-drab socks

as an Army tank-crewman can't erase the shame? Are you sure?

[roughsatori]

5. I would, but I am tired today

Maybe after more coffee. This morning I have typed posts that would have gotten me into battle--but then did not post due to exhaustion.

Besides you seem pretty good at verbal fisticuffs--but I'll meet you in General Discussin 4 PM EST you wuuss. Cause I'm feelin like givin an ass whuppin and you have the winnin ticket. :mad:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Not me...

...I've got a white dress shirt on - blood (even your own) is a bitch to get out of a white shirt!

:P

[DemoTex]

9. Fight or flight?

No brainer. That's why I am a pilot. Watch me run like the wind!

[Skittles]

13. YOU TROF ????????

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. :P

[trof]

15. I knew it. I just knew it.

I forgot to say NO ASS KICKING.
damn

[trof]

14. Here are the first match-ups:

Jan-Michael vs. Aristus
moez vs. MUAD_DIB

No head-butting and no hitting below the belt.
When I say "break" I want a clean break immediately.
In the event of a knockdown, the fighter still standing goes to a neutral corner.

<ding>

[JanMichael]

16. Can I bite?

Elbows?

Pepper spray?

[trof]

22. jeez...NO BITING!

Marquis of Queensbury
whatever THAT is
are?

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. I'm game

Height: 5'5"
Gender: Male
Weight: 195 lbs (most of it muscle)
Special skills: Hapkido

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Want to fight?

for the most part no...but test me and I'll go toe to toe. No need to stack me up with someone my size...the bigger the tree, the harder the fall. :D

[trof]

23. OK, you and BigMclargeHuge

GO!
But NO biting.

[Aristus]

19. What I'd really like to see is

shrubbie in a throwdown with General Clark.

No freakin'' contest! The Chimp would be screaming for his daddy!

'kay Jan Michael, you axed for it!

:spank:

[TrogL]

20. sorry, too busy today

Maybe next week when everybody's back from vacation

[VelmaD]

21. sign me up too...

It's Monday and I'm at work and that's a good enough reason to fight in my book.

Vital Stats:
height: 5'8"
weight: 175 lbs
special skills: Stooge-fu, evil Dark Side mind-whammy

Bring it on. :-)

Darth Velma

[trof]

26. Sorry, can't find any takers for you.

The "Dark Side mind-whammy made everyone wet their pants.

[TXlib]

24. Rule #1:

Nobody talks about Fight Club!

[Deja Q]

25. I'd rather make love, not war...

...but there's nobody to make love with! WAAAAH! :evilgrin:

[trof]

27. OK, this has gotten WAAAAY out of hand.

I can't begin to match everyone up with an opponent.
We have 2 choices:
1. We use the "buddy system". Just pick somebody out about your size and WAIL on 'em. or
2. We choose up sides and have a group cage match.

I CHOOSE SKITTLES AND NOTHINGSHOCKSMEANYMORE.

Man oh man.
Talk about kicking ass AND taking names!
Stand back and GIVE US ROOM!
:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[patdem]

28. BEWARE...I know judo and croquet

Be very careful about what you wish for! :evilgrin: