Bobby Hill cracks me up!

[Wetzelbill]

Hank gets his nose broke playing football, so he's all bruised and roughed up looking. Peggy and Bobby come home and see him looking terrible and immediately Bobby says: "I'm not going to have to beat up somebody's son am I?" lol

Like little fat Bobby is just going to walk up to somebody and start smacking them around. :rofl:

[crimsonblue]

1. such a good show. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

3. It's brilliant and underrated nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "I said good day, sir!"

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

4. that's great

:toast:

[sasquatch]

5. He'll just shout "Let go of my purse!" and kick him in the fun bag

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

6. That's classic

lol

[nytemare]

7. That was the funniest episode ever.

:D

[sasquatch]

8. I loved watching Kwan talk Bobby into defying his father after that happened

[Lex]

9. Hank Hill and Bobby remind me so much

of my Dad and brother.

[driver8]

10. Bobby Hill rules!

I love the episode where he wanted to be a comedian and modeled his act after a black comedian that he liked.

Classic.

[Fleshdancer]

11. I love that show but my husband can't stand it

My chronic insomnia appreciates the fact that Adult Swim has added King of the Hill to the lineup.

:thumbsup:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

12. It's a documentary about Texas.

Ya gotta go to Whataburger when you discuss deep subjects.

And LuAnn Platter is a special smaller dish at Luby's Cafeteria (YES FOR REAL!!!)



Whereas, Hee Haw is a documentary about Oklahoma. :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

13. Jeff Foxworthy spies on me!

1.More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
2.You think the stock market has a fence around it.
3.You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
4.You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
5.Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
6.Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
7.You’ve ever used lard in bed.
8.Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
9.You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
10.You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
11.Your home has more miles on it than your car.
12.Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
13.You’ve ever been arrested for loitering.
14.You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouvre.
15.There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
16.You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
17.You’ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.
18.You own a homemade fur coat.
19.Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
20.Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
21.You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.
22.There are more than five McDonald’s bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
23.Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
24.There is a wasp nest in your living room.
25.The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
26.You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
27.There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
28.You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
29.You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
30.Fewer than half of your cars run.
31.You’ve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
32.The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
33.Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
34.Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
35.Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
36.You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
37.You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
38.Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
39.Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
40.Your momma doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her a--.
41.You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
42.Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
43.You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin’ dog.
44.You’re an expert on worm beds.
45.The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
46.Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
47.Your family tree does not fork.
48.The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
49.You haul more than U-Haul.
50.Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"