I need a secret bank account

[MrCoffee]

How am I supposed to buy MrsCoffee surprise presents when she checks the bank statement every day and can see when I spend $25 at proflowers.com?

I need to hide money from my wife.

[LaraMN]

1. I have one.

Well, it's not secret, it's just separate.
And what is this "buying your wife flowers" business? Should I still be getting flowers?!

[MrCoffee]

2. I got an email about a sweet deal, but since it won't be a surprise, no flowers for her.

It also helps that she doesn't gloat when I'm wrong, which I never am.

[Lost in CT]

3. Get a prepaid credit card.... nt

[AlCzervik]

4. you need to learn how to skim off the top.

it's pretty easy once you get going.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Seriously. I've been embezzling from Mr. Midlo for years.

[MrCoffee]

6. She's the one skimming...that's why she insists on keeping the books.

Her whole "You completely suck at math, stay the hell away from the checkbook" rationale is fooling no one. I know she's crooked as a three-dollar bill.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I am so proud of that woman.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

8. You're not getting any damn flowers, either.

[AlCzervik]

9. the more i hear about your long suffering wife the more i like her.

hell i might send her some flowers, no a dish garden, flowers die but a dish garden can be enjoyed for a long time.