Guys: While watching an action flick (karate, etc) do you fast forward the chick scenes?

[graywarrior]

Mr Gray is watching Rapid Fire (I have no clue wtf that is and could care less) and everytime the girl shows up in a scene he fast fowards to the violence. Do all guys do that or just my precious little weirdo?

[SPKrazy]

1. I fast forward the action scenes

and watch the chick scenes in slow motion if possible, especially if they are really hot chicks :P

[ReliantJ]

2. This is me.

I did this especially with Titan (not an action movie tho)

[graywarrior]

4. Really.

I noticed he does this when a tv show is on. He'll get up and wander into the kitchen when there is a love scene. altho he'll watch Desperate Housewives and RUN to the bathroom during ads so he won't miss anything on the show.

[SPKrazy]

27. it's about skin

not the romance probably then

:P

[Lost in CT]

3. No country for Old Men would have been ten times better had I done that. nt

[graywarrior]

5. There were chicks in that?

I can't remember.

[ReliantJ]

7. No Country for Old Woman*

[jobycom]

8. One of the best films I've ever seen, so making it ten times better would have been awesome!

[jobycom]

6. I use action scenes to go to the bathroom or order pizza.

It's a freaking car chase, we know how it will end, so what the heck do I need to watch it for?

I'm not sure what a "chick scene" is, but I only pay attention to scenes that have character interaction and development. If I want non-stop mindless violence and blood, I go to a rodeo. No offense meant to rodeos, actually--I've gone to my share.

[graywarrior]

9. You know, the "soften this up with a love interest" scene

If it last longer than 10 seconds he fast forwards to the blood and guts.

[annabanana]

18. A "chick scene" is usually where the plot is..

If they bothered to put one in.

[graywarrior]

19. That's what I thought.

apparently, Mr G just wants to watch blood spurt out of guys eyes and ears.

[annabanana]

21. Mr. Banana too. . . .n/t

[graywarrior]

25. Right now Mr G is in a trance watching a kung fu fight scene

Oops, some guy just got his arm torn off...no emotion from Mr G

[mike_c]

10. it depends entirely on the beautiousness and nekkidness of the chick....

Do not forget that the PAUSE button can be a wonderful thing indeed.

[graywarrior]

11. He only likes certain types of chicks....he actually thinks Sarah Bernhard is hot

[redqueen]

12. Do you mean Sandra?

It's nice to know some men appreciate character and not just the cookie cutter nonsense.

[graywarrior]

13. Yeah....her.

He likes non-model looking women.

[annabanana]

20. Sarah Bernhard was "ok" too. . back in the day

[graywarrior]

23. I read that gay guys had sex with her whe was soooo apealing.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. I'm a purist, so I watch any movie from beginning to end.

[graywarrior]

15. Mr Gray will leave 10 minutes before something ends to go to bed

This is every night....not just once in a while.

[annabanana]

22. (all the fights, explosions & crashes are usually over by then). . n/t

[graywarrior]

24. He won't watch the end of 48 Hour Mysteries or Dateline or anything like that

He doesn't give a shit how they end....they all end up the same....either in jail or found innocent.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. I could not watch movies with him.

I demand total silence and no breaks. :P

[graywarrior]

29. He makes evil comments about everyone

Then he tries to convince me to agree with him.

[NewJeffCT]

16. I would slow down for the chick scenes

In hopes of gratuitous nudity.

[graywarrior]

17. Aren't girl fights more exciting?

[arcadian]

28. I don't watch movies that have any sort of depictions of poultry.

eom

[petronius]

30. You mean like the entire second half of "The Transporter"?

Movies whhere the chick scene is just ridiculous crap because some Hollywood drone thought that 14.75 minutes of a girl talking about her feelings would bring in a female audience?

Yeah, I fast forward that with all six FF triangles...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

31. Depends on the chick scenes.

For your consideration...(channeling Rod Serling voice here)...

...Mike Nelson (MST3K) and James Lileks did a "RiffTrax" for "Spider-Man 3."

Go HERE: http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/spiderman-3

...and click on "Watch Sample."

The clip from this movie...Kirsten Dunst and do-not-know-the-dweeb's-name...making an omelet while shaking their clueless yuppie groove thangs to Chubby Checker's "The Twist"...almost makes me violent. I lack the gene or chromosome or brain chemical which would allow me to watch something like this without stabbing out my own eyes like Oedipus.

I'd fast-forward through this kind of scene in a heartbeat, and find a gentlemanly way to break off any relationship with any "chick" who found it "cute" or "not that bad" or "WATCHABLE."

:eyes:

:rofl: