Making homeade pizza IS the way to impress a woman

[MajorChode]

[sakabatou]

1. Ugh

I think I'll stick with pasta.

[Lil Missy]

2. That would seduce me. All things relative, of course.

[Maeryanne]

28. Do you mean

in a completely unrelated way?! ;)

[deek]

3. ummmm

Maybe your guy friends! I find it rather disgusting.

[MajorChode]

5. I see you're intimidated by men who can cook

I bet you also like men to stay barefoot, inebriated, and in the garage too.

Well no more, ladies. It's time for men to throw off that yoke and take over the kitchen (though it just might take us a generation or two before we learn how to clean).

[Lil Missy]

6. Looked pretty tasty to me! The bacon sealed it!

But sorry, you're not my type.

:P

[Robeson]

4. Gross.

[Drunken Irishman]

7. I'm not a lady, but I'll happily be your partner if you could cook like that.

[MajorChode]

8. Bring beer and liquor and I'm sure we could work something out

[Lil Missy]

9. Someone must chaparone this party. I'll keep an eye on the, pizza. You guys watch the booze.

:)

[Drunken Irishman]

12. And a romance was born!

[ReliantJ]

36. How about a Three-some?

Asexual couple of course.

[MajorChode]

37. Is it possible to couple asexually?

I thought that's what sex was.

[LeftyMom]

10. !

Thank *insert deity here* I'm in no danger of teh fella trying to feed me one of whatever that's supposed to be.

[Lil Missy]

13. Sissy!

:P


Damn! Some woman fed me that, I'd jump her bones! Or vice versa!

[LeftyMom]

18. I'm pretty sure the only thing less likely than anybody trying to feed me a bacon cheeseburger

wrapped in pizza is flvegan trying to feed me a bacon cheeseburger wrapped in pizza in an attempt to get laid.

[Lil Missy]

19. Yeah, that probably wouldn't work with him.

:)

[Lost in CT]

20. Hey I thought you were a Vegan (hic*)

I read on another post how Vegans ate meat or drove cows or something (hic*)

[LeftyMom]

29. It's okay, I found out in GD I don't really know what that means.

:rofl:

[Lucian]

11. Looks like a heart attack in a sandwich form.

:scared:

[Lil Missy]

14. .......

:spray:

[Maeryanne]

15. Oh, that'll make an impression, alright!

No problem! ;)

[Lil Missy]

16. LOL!

You're being sarcastic. :rofl:

Welcome to DU. :)

[Maeryanne]

26. Hee hee hee!!!! shhh .. !!!!

Just between you and me, right? ;)

Honestly? I was transfixed somewhere between repulsion and raucous laughter! Either way ~ result! {I guess ;) } Hence my inspiration :)

Wonder what he does for dessert? Dare I ask him? {Just between you and me, right? ;) }

Thanks for the welcome!

[Roon]

17. Nummers! eom

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. just watching that gave me high cholesterol and heartburn

[Beer Snob-50]

22. it does look awesome

i prefer however my homemade pizzas (carmelized onion with sausage for my wife and neighbors and mushroom and garlic for me)

[Beer Snob-50]

23. it does look awesome

i prefer however my homemade pizzas (carmelized onion with sausage for my wife and neighbors and mushroom and garlic for me)

[DarkTirade]

24. Oh dear gods... I already had an upset stomach when I woke up today. I didn't need any assistance

with that.

[Ohio Joe]

25. Get a pizza stone

Not only will you impress with your cooking skills, you'll make a much better pizza.

[Lethe]

27. i think that recipe is more inclined to impress a man

just sayin', heh

:D

[KitchenWitch]

30. that is disgusting.

[EastTennesseeDem]

31. Has the OP kicked the bucket from cardiac arrest yet?

:shrug:

It's been just a little while.

[lost-in-nj]

32. ok that is just wrong

ground beef in a tube?????

:wtf: :shrug:


blech


lost

[Marrah_G]

33. That is disgusting!

[Lyric]

34. Not only would I eat that, I would MAKE that.

:9

[Pacifist Patriot]

35. That is almost as disgusting as the email my sister sent me this morning...

showing pictures of some abominably filthy house supposedly found after Hurricane Katrina.

[Tabasco_Dave]

38. It would impress a woman who weighed 400 lbs. n/t

[Historic NY]

39. My heart twittered that it would disown me if I ate that.

I used only a .

[KG]

40. impress her, and probably kill her, too, but it does look mighty tasty!