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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 02:28 AM
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BOOMERS!

At least there is nothing left of my couch for him to tear apart. He just wants to go pee.

He can't hear it. He feels something. Cuz he is running back and forth like he thinks he's in the yard.

Good thing I love the little fart.

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 04:03 AM
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1. BOOM!

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Skittles

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Tue Mar-10-09 04:21 AM
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2. I thought you were calling attention to us old fucks

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 04:41 AM
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3. .......

:rofl: :rofl:

My birthday is next week. I'll be older than dinosaur shit.

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Skittles

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Tue Mar-10-09 05:47 PM
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5. my birthday this month too

Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 05:48 PM by Skittles

older than dirt too :D

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 06:31 PM
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6. I'll be 53 on the 16th. When is your birthday?

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rurallib

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Tue Mar-10-09 06:43 PM
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8. My daughter is 31 today and ...

I am older than her.

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 07:09 PM
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9. Hi rurallib!

:hi:

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rurallib

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Tue Mar-10-09 08:28 PM
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11. Hi yerself Lil Missy!

:hi: :hi: :hi:

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 11:08 AM
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4. Oh, I should have known better. Than to fix the place up. It's gone again.

I'm gonna have to beat the dog.

"Beatings will continue until morale improves."

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hedgehog

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Tue Mar-10-09 06:39 PM
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7. Someone somewhere is missing a great marketing opportunity

making furniture for pet lovers.

I'm torn between buying two Mission style futon frames (washable futon covers)

and talking my husband into making two mission style couches with cushions with washable covers.

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Lil Missy

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Tue Mar-10-09 07:17 PM
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10. It's not the furniture, he throws my pillows and blankets everywhere!

I sleep on the couch, (till my ceiling fan in the bedroom gets fixed)

New furniture? Naw, much cheaper to just beat the dog. ;-)

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