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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:07 PM
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Octamom is giving the president his daily briefing
Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 04:13 PM by underpants
She concludes by saying: "Yesterday, I had 3 Brazillian eggs."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Call security"
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:08 PM
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1. No no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!
:cry:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:10 PM
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2. Alerting, for Illegal use of the Brazilian Joke!!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:40 PM
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6. You are jealous you didn't think of it first!
:rofl:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:11 PM
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3. Where's the NARWHAL?
:applause:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 05:05 PM
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8. Really. We've moved on from Brazilians to narwhals.
:hi:

Bake
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:13 PM
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4. You should include the narwhal in that joke...
and then you'll have the annoying trifecta -- octomom, brazillian, and narwhals.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:17 PM
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5. Finally, the President looks up and says,...
"how the hell did she get narwhals"

(in our walls)
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ReliantJ Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:54 PM
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7. Huh
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 05:36 PM
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9. Alerting on this thread!!!!! This is SERIES!!!!!!!!
Edited on Tue Mar-10-09 05:42 PM by BikeWriter
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 05:54 PM
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10. First post I read after an extended break due to drama.
I made a wise choice.

That is perfect, UP, thank you! :rofl:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 06:34 PM
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11. Good
hope all is well

:hi:
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