I got this e-mail says Limbaugh is converting to Judaism

[MrPerson]

BREAKING NEWS: Rush Limbaugh Converts to Judaism
It has just been reported that Rush Limbaugh wants to become a Member of the Tribe. Limbaugh announced last night that he would convert to Judaism.
In the spirit of tikkun olam, Limbaugh also proclaimed that he wanted nothing more than to see President Barack Obama succeed as the 44th President of the United States. “President Obama is the only man I know who has the ability to truly repair the world,” Limbaugh said.
"In a post-partisan gesture of good will, we welcome Mr. Limbaugh into the Jewish community," said Ira N. Forman, Executive Director of the National Jewish Democratic Council (NJDC). "We applaud his support for our President and commend him for suspending his radio show on Shabbat."
JTA is reporting that Jewish Democrats are already forming lines in the street in anticipation of being able to participate in Limbaugh’s full entry into the covenant of Abraham.
HAPPY PURIM!


I am skeptical.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. And they're bypassing the circumcision rule because the mohel doesn't think there'd be anything left

[ReliantJ]

2. yuck

[MrPerson]

3. Not to mention that most mohels take tips.

[HopeHoops]

4. I doubt they could find it

[BikeWriter]

6. My friend Rabrrrrrr! Still no shortage of Rs, I see.

[Jamastiene]

5. I want to find the sucker who'd believe that email.

I have a bridge in Alaska I'd like to sell them. :popcorn:

[FloridaJudy]

7. Please, NO!!!!!!!

Haven't we already suffered enough?

[MrPerson]

8. Hey, The Man Honors teh Sabbath.

[FloridaJudy]

9. He'll never make it past the Bar Mitzvah

You have to be a man that day, not a bloviating windbag.

[MilesColtrane]

10. I thought pigs weren't kosher.

[MrPerson]

11. Neither are insects.