Match Game Story: "Talk of Narwhals and erections had Loopy Liz so confused, she ___ the valet."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Ten words or more in the blank.

Any less than ten and I will hunt you down and kill you.

Make it a fun story. About bunnies and kittens and cute widdle puppy dogs. Being raped by narwhals.

[DemBones DemBones]

1. . . .

"Talk of Narwhals and erections had Loopy Liz so confused, she attached dildo to saber saw blade and handed it to the valet."

[DS1]

2. ,she found herself

weeping into her pillow, the batteries in the Harry Potter Flying Broomstick slowly winding down. It was then she decided that her path in life would be to mix Sigfried and Roy with Seaworld, and go on tour sword-swallowing Narwhal horns after they leaped high into the air and aimed towards her sweet tender prepubescent lips. It an ambitious plan for a 12 year old girl. The new kitten looked on as Liz wiped away her young nectar from the broom handle, and pulled up her pantie



oh wait, someone's at the door










































Don't forget to tip the valet!

[DemBones DemBones]

3. she. . .

discovered her convertible, slashed by narwhal horns; should have tipped. . . the valet.

[ReliantJ]

4. Well

Talk of Narwhals and erections had Loopy Liz so confused, she decided to go and ask what the problem was to the valet.

Boring, isn't it

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. Parked on the valet and got a tip from him.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[redqueen]

6. ...

Talk of Narwhals and erections had Loopy Liz so confused, she completely forgot to put away the fingertip massager she'd been using in the car in the parking garage at work, absent-mindledly leaving it in the change holder of her car. Which really wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't later gone out to dinner with her friends that night, and used their valet parking. She wouldn't soon be forgetting the amused look she got when she went to pick up her keys from the valet.