Just announced: The next Daniel Craig James Bond film to be titled "I will EFFING ef you UP"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Guess they're going for more of a "back to basics" approach with the franchise in the wake of mixed reviews of "Quantum of Solace."



The "Bond villain" in the film will be Samuel L. Jackson as eccentric billionaire renegade mercenary weapons runner Lucius "Lobo" Beaulieu. There is reportedly a scene in which Jackson confronts Bond, saying "I will EF you UP, motherf**ker," to which Bond replies, "Not if I EF YOU UP first."

Later in the film, Bond orders a martini with his classic line "Shaken, not stirred," unaware of Beaulieu's presence, who replies "Shake THIS, motherf**ker."

The "Bond Girls" for the film will be Katy Perry and No Doubt's Gwen Stefani, with Stefani also providing the film's theme song, "I Would Love To EF YOU UP" (the video for which has been leaked to YouTube).

Looks like a good one...can't wait!