"Because I Got High" - The GW Bush Version

[CTLawGuy]

(To the tune of "Because I got High" by Afroman)

(Bush speaking to Cheney in background over hip hop music) -

"Man, who cares what you think!"

"Hey Dick, do I have to go to that summit today. Man I'm so tired."


(Bush sings)

I was gonna play some football, but I got high...
Was gonna give it my all, but then I got high...
Now Im cheering on the sidelines and I know why!

(Cheney: "why George?")

Because I got high, Because I got high, because I got hiiiiigh...

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I was gonna do good at Yale, but instead I got high...

(Cheney: "ooh ooh")

Was gonna try to stay outta jail, while I was high...
I finished with a 2.0, and I know why...
Hey hey, Because I got high, Because I got high, because I
got hiiiiigh...

lala la la la

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I was gonna serve in the Guard, but I got high...
Didn't know it'd be so hard, because I was high...
I ducked my phys-i-cal, and I know why...

(Cheney: "uh oh")

Ay! cause I was high, cause I was high, cause I was hiiigh...

(Cheney: "George, there are new reports of terrorist activites you should really look at...")

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I was gonna look for oil, while I was high...

(drilling sounds)

I couldn't tell shit from soil, when I was hiiigh...

lala la la la la laaa!

I ran every business into the ground and I know why!

(Cheney: lemme guess...)

cause I was high, cause I was high, cause I was high...

(Bush:"Dick, what am I singing about again?")

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I stole the presidential election, when I was high...
Rove pointed me in the right direction, while I was
hiiigh...

Now I've ruined America, and I know why...

(Cheney: "presposterous!")

cause I get high, cause I get high, cause I get hiiigh...

lala la la la la la

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I was gonna go to the UN, but I was high...

(cheney: no, you weren't gonna go to the UN)

Would have found WMD again, if I weren't high...

lala la la la la la!

Now we've lost 500 soliders and I know why...

Oh Shit... cause I get high, cause I get high, cause I get high...

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(Bush: Alright last verse)

Im gonna run for reelection, before I get high...

(bush: ok, not likely, but who cares.)

Ill pray theres no defection, because I'm high...

tra la la la

They'll send my ass to Texas, and I know why!

(Kerry (out of nowhere): Damn straight!)

Hey Hey, cause Im high, cause I'm high, cause I'm high!!!!

(Cheney: maybe its because you're a shitty president...)
(Bush: no, its because of my drug problem)

La la lalala la (fade)

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[nickgutierrez]

1. Wow

The running commentary makes it work.