Well, I didn't win the Democratic billboard contest

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The slogan that did win, though, is kinda good:

https://www.democrats.org/page/contribute/billboardwinner

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I didn't win either, don't feel bad.

That is pretty good.

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2. Mine was better, though.

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[Midlodemocrat]

3. What did it say?

HOnestly, I don't even remember mine.

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4. I can't remember exactly, but it was something like:`

Limbaugh, v., redefining reality to correlate with one's imagined truth

I think the "Limbaugh, v., to redefine reality" is verbatim, and the last half is the gist of what I wrote, but I did it a bit more cleverly in my post.

Basically making Limbaugh into a verb to mean the process of redefining reality to fit one's lies and wishful dreams, instead of being honest about what is and is not.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I'm pretty sure I said something about him being a bloviating gasbag.

Which, in all fairness, is totally accurate.