Day two of the Bristol and Levi breakup angst.

[Midlodemocrat]

Will the pain ever go away? :cry:

[BeachBaby]

1. You need to vent your frustrations.

Just test-fire a few missiles - that should do the trick.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I'm just so sad about it. How will that poor boy live without a shotgun pressed into his back?

[skygazer]

5. He'll probably have a bazooka there knowing Bristol's mom

Look what she did to her brother-in-law the cop. :scared:

[sasquatch]

3. Oh, its ok sweety, High School drop outs in Alaska a dime a dozen

[TZ]

4. They just did a story about that on the local news!

:wtf:

[sasquatch]

6. I guess they got tired of covering how bad the Redskins and Nationals suck

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

7. You gonna take that TZ?

I should hope not.

[sasquatch]

12. Oh yeah, she has no ground to stand on

[TZ]

8. Well I am sure you won't see it where you are

They are too busy covering the suckage of ALL the pro teams in Ohio and how bad the Big Ten stinks :hi:

[sasquatch]

15. Excuse me but, who did the Bengals beat last season?

I think it was the Redskins...why yes it was and then our fellow AFC North franchise team the Steelers won the Super Bowl. Also the Reds will never be as bad as the Nats. Also the Cavaliers are on top in the NBA east and make lunchmeat out of the Wizards on a daily basis. Yes the Big Ten is in a down year but that's what happens when you have to play against SEC teams with absolutely 0 academic requirements.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO. This is a heartfelt angst thread about my suffering.

[TZ]

20. Hey now, you told me not to take any guff from Sasquatch.

Of course he has to pick on us...The only other form of entertainment in that part of Ohio is Cow tipping....Now pardon me while I take care of vegan boy down below....
Oh and to Sasquatch one more thing..as bad as the Nats are at least they never had MARGE SCHOTT...:P

[sasquatch]

31. True, but Marge was never an actual Nazi like Snyder

:P

[CreekDog]

42. I can't keep track of everyone that Midlo rages against

is there a list?

[flvegan]

9. +1

million

[TZ]

22. At least in my state....

Bestiality is illegal...:P

[flvegan]

26. Helps keep the temptations at bay, doesn't it.

:rofl:

I kill me.

[TZ]

27. You are a very bad man!

:spank:

[flvegan]

28. You're just NOW learning this?

[CreekDog]

41. in Russia?

:wtf:

[no name no slogan]

10. Nope. Better break out the Oxycontin.

[Pacifist Patriot]

11. Who?

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Sarah Palin's daughter and her fiance.

I just really thought that those crazy kids would make it.

[Pacifist Patriot]

18. Phhhfftt! I figured it was some musician and athelete or other tabloid pair.

I didn't realize it was something really important. ;)

[Midlodemocrat]

21. I can't stop crying.

:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

24. I know I'd feel better with a big bag of pork rinds

and some sports beer.

How about you? :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Heading downstairs to get the chardonnay and chinese food as we speak.

:rofl:

[Pool Hall Ace]

14. At first I read that as

Will the Palins ever go away?

[1gobluedem]

17. I couldn't concentrate on anything today

My heart is broken, my dreams and ideals are shattered. :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Come here, honey. Let's hug.

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

23. Only when we stop hearing about that entire family.

x(

[Shakespeare]

29. WHAT WILL WE TELL TEH CHILDREN?!?1?!!

As Eddie Izzard would say: I was so surprised! Were you surprised? I was surprised!

NOT.

[Arugula Latte]

30. I haven't been this disillusioned and shattered since Liza and David Gest broke up.

How could this obvious passion have gone so wrong? :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

32. To make this day even suckier, Brad and Angelina had a big fight.

I don't think I can take much more.

[DevonRex]

35. Did they break up? Did they? Did they?

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Unconfirmed reports have Angelina firing the Nanny and telling

Brad to get out. As if any sane woman would ever tell Brad to get out. He could totally go all Chris Brown on me and I'd still never say that.

Okay, maybe that went too far.


:rofl:

[DevonRex]

37. Well...

If he wound up on my doorstep the first thing I'd do is punch him for Jen. Then I'd ask him in. I can be a very good listener and I don't snore very much. }(

[Midlodemocrat]

38. Oh, man. I would totally do him.

And, yes. I'm married. :rofl:

[DevonRex]

39. In a heartbeat. And yeah, me too. :)

[DevonRex]

33. Oh, and they just loved each other so much and they were so mature and

had just everythign going for them. How. Can. It. Be???? If they can't make it, nobody can. :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

34. I know. What hope do I have to make my 20 year marriage last?

I'm completely devastated.

[trof]

40. Our family is devastated.

We're in mourning.
There's a black wreath on our door and we're wearing black armbands.
:rofl: