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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 08:23 PM
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I think my dog has lost his mind. Or he's stupid. Or drunk.
My dog philboy.

He goes to take a leak today.

He walks up to a tree.

He puts the LEFT side of his body against the tree.

Then he lifts his RIGHT leg and pees.

Picture it.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 08:30 PM
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1. I don't mean to be confrontational here, but...
have you considered the possibility that maybe the tree was drunk or stupid?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 08:32 PM
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2. He does it with fences too.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 09:57 PM
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19. Oh, so fences can't be drunk? I beg to differ!
(hick!)

:beer:
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 11:56 PM
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3. At least he doesn't pee on your bed. Like my cat does.
Now, who has lost his mind?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:00 AM
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4. ewwww....sorry to hear that.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:07 AM
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5. And I just good a new bed.
After he ruined the old one.
:cry:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:09 AM
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6. I wouldn't be able to tolerate that for too long.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:27 AM
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10. Noooooooooooo.
And I was just going to offer him to you.
:cry:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:32 AM
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14. Don't get me wrong...I wouldn't get rid of him...
but I'd really try to get that fixed, or perhaps keep him out of the bed room. :)
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 09:50 PM
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17. I don't think I can lock the cat out of the bedroom.
Or there will be hell to pay.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:22 AM
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7. Have you had your cat checked by the vet? Peeing in icky places,
like my bed--hell, like my face x( --was the first sign that my Leon had lower urinary tract disease.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:29 AM
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11. Yea he has gone to the vet.
How did your vet know Leon had the disease?
What was prescribed? What tests were done?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:39 AM
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16. FLUTD is found with a urinalysis. They also found a urinary tract
infection. The two things tend to go together. At first, he was just prescribed a prescription food and an antibiotic. For about a year, the crystals continued to be a problem, though the infection cleared. After about a year, I found him straining in the litterbox one night, and rushed him to the vet. He had become completely blocked, and was in the hospital for a week. The vet changed his prescription food after that, and we haven't had any more problems. He was at the vet for a check last week, and everything was fine.
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 09:50 PM
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18. Mine just got a blood test. Go figure.
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:23 AM
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8. sounds quite amusing, actually.
video it, he'll be a youtube star :D

He's not stupid or drunk; he's just trying to get on youtube and is waiting for you to catch on.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:24 AM
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9. I just might try to do that!
:hi:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:30 AM
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12. One of my dogs lifts his leg to take a dump.
Now picture that.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:31 AM
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13. We should get our dogs together for a photo op....
:rofl:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 12:36 AM
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15. That would be hilarious.
:rofl:
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