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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 08:47 PM
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For the love of the FSM
If any of the armed services calls me again, I will take them to court. I have asked them to take me off their calling lists many times because of injuries and illnesses.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-12-09 09:08 PM
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1. Ramen to that.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-13-09 11:10 AM
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2. Just tell them you are openly gay and ask the recruiter for a date (if same sex).
If not same sex, ask if they have a friend who is!

THAT will get you off the list! If not, throw in that you are an atheist vegetarian terrorist lover - wait, that will get you to Gitmo.
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