Attn Lounge: You have four more shopping days until my birthday.

[LeftyMom]

Last year you gave me a Chia Pet and some offramp roses, so you owe me. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Are Chia Pets vegan?

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

2. It's a terra cotta pot and some seeds.

I should hope so.

[petronius]

20. But what if it's the chia pig?

:shrug:

(Meh, why am I asking you, anyway? Even GD knows more about vegans than you do...)

[AlCzervik]

3. offramp roses, did he spring for some offramp strawberries too?

[LeftyMom]

4. That reminds me, I need to go by the library and get some cherries from the guy in the parking lot.

Ah, California.

[AlCzervik]

5. Hedge ave and Florin rd. corner dude had some great strawberries yesterday.

[LeftyMom]

6. I do have to go that way tomorrow anyhow to go see my Dad.

I'll pick up a flat and split them with him if the guy's there.

[BlueJazz]

7. I got you this..I..I..I hope you like it.

[LeftyMom]

9. Why thank you!

I expect the only thing more fun than driving it will be not letting flvegan drive it. :evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

12. I think flvegan has agreed to buy the Gas.

:)

[flvegan]

16. See, now that's just mean.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Don't be an idtiot. I got you a Jonas Brothers Cd and string cheese

[LeftyMom]

11. In your senility you're confusing me with BabyMidlo.

BM: Likes string cheese and Disney pop. Still owes you for some stretch marks.

LM: Likes seitan and punk rock. Owes somebody else entirely for a cesarean scar.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. LOL. I lurves you.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Actually., if we are being accurate it's five days.

You irish whore.

[LeftyMom]

14. You're confused again. While I'll cast no aspersions on your profession, you're Irish.

I'm Hungarian, Italian and Scottish, in that order.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Today 3-12 Your birthday? 3-17.

I read it on DU so it must be true.

[jobycom]

23. Wait, if hers is the 17th, we need to buy her a basic math book.

[flvegan]

29. If it's not leather-bound, she'll just eat it.

[jobycom]

38. Ah, but she can still use it, because the dictionary says she can.

[LeftyMom]

24. It's too late to shop tonight, and you can't go shopping ON my birthday

because 1. what if the store is out of what I want? and 2. you're Irish, so we all know you'll be busy getting drunk, oppressing pagans and making other people be Irish against their will.

So the shopping days remaining are:
Fri. 3/13, Sat. 3/14, Sun. 3/15, Mon. 3/16. Four days.

[flvegan]

25. 24 hour WalMart. Never too late.

[LeftyMom]

26. Well sure, if FREEPERS want to get me a present.

But we all know a bunch of America-hating liberals like you will go to some local store that sells fair-traded products made by third world villagers from hemp and recycled bicycle inner tubes.

[flvegan]

28. Dude, you're talking to Midlo.

Duh.

[LeftyMom]

30. She'll get me an industrial sized vat of hummus from Sam's. But they're closed.

She has four shopping days.

[flvegan]

32. You're getting a re-gifted Slap Chop from her. Trust me.

[Lil Missy]

17. Mine is the 16th. I want thermal socks!

Early Happy BD btw. :)

[jobycom]

22. And mine is the 16th! I just want world peace and happiness.

[kentauros]

18. And only 12 hours left for mine

@ 10:40 tomorrow

[Robeson]

19. Mrs Robeson and I have no money to buy you anything, LeftyMom...

...but please know, we both love you, and hope that's enough.

[LeftyMom]

21. Awww.

:)

[Lucian]

27. I have $5.68 to live on until next Thursday.

I can get you a pack of gum. That's about it. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

31. I have TMJ. Maybe you could draw me a picture?

That's one of the nice things about being a mom- when I have no money I frame some picture the kid did in a crappy dollar store frame. Instant present.

[Lucian]

33. I wanted a reason to go out and buy coloring crayons!

Now I have one!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

39. Ah!!! Crappy drawings are my specialty.

:think:

:yoiks:

On edit:
Happy Birthday!!!

[LeftyMom]

41. !

:loveya:

[Bryn]

34. I will give you my 1 yr old pure bred Beauceron

She's such a brat!! :P

[bluesbassman]

35. Chia pets have been outlawed by PETA...

And the offramp rose peddler is selling funiture in Lodi. So how 'bout a Fresca?

[yewberry]

36. What, no deleted subthreads?

The Lounge must be having an off day!

[LeftyMom]

37. I think that freeper Midlo knows she's on thin ice.

[Jamastiene]

40. Kicking for LeftyMom to see it.

See Post #39