Dear God, why do I have to see that ExtenZe commercial 80 times a day?

[AwakeAtLast]

Why, God, why? :crazy:

[flvegan]

1. Is that the smiling guy commercial about dick size?

[AwakeAtLast]

2. You mean smiling Bob?

No, this would be a couple who both giggle and say, "This could be fun!" :puke:

[blondeatlast]

10. Don't forget the Silicone Sally who frequently follows up that ad

complete with the fake breathy voice also "pushing" the same product.

I want to kick in my teevee when I see that and I'm not at all a violent person. ARGH!!!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. I want to meet just one man

who's actually taken it. I would even pay for it if any man I knew would take it.

I'd also supply the tape measure.

And the cold water.

[MajorChode]

8. What really troubles me is...

That so many would actually believe they can make their dick bigger by taking a pill or why they would even want to in the first place.

The only thing that gives me the least little shred of optimism for humans as a species is the belief that most of those buying the product are Republicans.

[ldf]

4. stop watching LOGO!

i've yet to understand why flaming heterosexual bob has his "increase your manliness" commercials on a gay channel.

that one is a real :shrug:

[AwakeAtLast]

5. I always see it on Sci-Fi

Mr. AAL is addicted to Battlestar Gallactica - well, OK, all of Sci-Fi. ;)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. My favorite part of commercials...especially on radio...

...is when they give the phone number 10 times in a 30 second spot.

"555-1212. That's 555-1212, 555-1212, call TODAY."

That's the primary reason I stopped listening to Air America, back in the days when Franken was still on.

[Initech]

7. Because it makes a man larger in that special area of the male body!

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Hate the way the man looks sneery superior

and the woman acts like a cast out of court whore.


Other commercials that need to just Go The Fuck Away (GTFA)

Calling groups for meeting singles "in your area".
No doubt, the actors in those crap commercials are Girls Gone Wild rejects and/or Natural Born Skank Whores (NBSWs)

[dkofos]

11. Because you won't spring for a DVR.

god has spoken!!

[AwakeAtLast]

16. Oh we have one

but Mr. AAL has to watch BSG in real time. :yoiks:

[azmouse]

12. The commercial is useless w/o before and after pics.

[RagAss]

13. Because we've become a nation that salutes it's impotence and small weenies !

The generation that produced the "participation trophy" has moved into middle age.

[BlueJazz]

14. ..And if you call within the next 15 Minutes we'll make your Dick 2 inches Longer!!

[KamaAina]

15. I dunno. You tell me.

I only have to see it a couple of times a week. :evilgrin: