A penis extender that actually works! (science)

[pokerfan]

Not that I need it, of course.

http://www.livescience.com/health/090311-bad-size.html

[ThomCat]

1. Of course you do. We all need it.

Listen to the marketing. Give in. We're all too small. We are all, every one of us, so below average that it's embarrassing. :P

So who wants to buy a bunch of those and hand them out as gifts at the DU Holiday Party at the end of the year?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

2. They still haven't managed to get men as screwed up about their dicks as women are about their tits.

In my bitter moments I think the closest we're going to get to equality as a society is if men wind up as fucked up and self-hating as women.

[crimsonblue]

4. until the mooseknuckle becomes standard fashion...

it ain't never gonna happen. If men's penii were as noticeable in public as women's breasts, then maybe men might be as self hating.

[taterguy]

9. The lack of exposure creates its own complexes

Most straight guys have no idea how they compare to other men.

I could elaborate about that but it probably wouldn't be appropriate for this board.

[pokerfan]

5. True

If women aren't trying to make their boobs larger they're trying to make them smaller.

We (men) haven't got to that point yet. Men? Suffering from back strain? This pill is guaranteed to make you smaller!

[pokerfan]

6. Hell, I'm ten inches

and what does a man with fifteen inches want?

One more inch!

[BlueJazz]

13. I'm only 3 inches.

Wide :)

[crimsonblue]

3. this works...

or so I've heard. :yoiks:

[Lil Missy]

7. That is thrilling news.

[Jamastiene]

8. I guess that means we'll have even less room on the planet now.

Between the women with the collagen lips and triple ZZZ size titties and men with their Viagra and 20 inch dicks walking around, how are we going to find room to live? What next? They have to make elevators bigger to accommodate so much titty, lips, and dick?

It probably will make the game of baseball more interesting though. All right Mr. Fast Pitcher, see if you can crack THIS bat, mofo. Muahahahaa. :P

No more need to buy limbo sticks either. Imagine how much more fun parties will be when the limbo stick is a 12 foot penis. Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack jump over the limbo stick.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. Sir, you're going to have to buy a seat for your penis

[mwooldri]

16. Rolf Harris sang a song about this once.

It was called Jake the Peg. The guy with the extra leg.

I'm sure you could find the video on Youtube.

Mark.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

10. You think THIS sounds bad. . .

The last time I went looking for ammunition in a circumcision fight (yay, foreskins), I found a site that advocated doing pretty much the same thing with what's left of your foreskin, in an attempt to get one back. It apparently works, as does some Marquis de Sade affair with duct tape and toilet paper tubing, but jeez. . . I think it might be less traumatic just to embellish what you've got with a piercing or something. x(

[hippywife]

11. It all reminds me of an old Richard Pryor

joke.

(Paraphrasing here coz it's been a really, really long time. LOL)

"Woman, I'm gonna go find me some new p***y!"

She replies:

"Well, if your dick was three inches longer, you'd find new p***y right here!"


(Sorry if I get this thread locked but I couldn't help myself. :rofl: )









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[RagAss]

12. pathetic.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I found a way to get my penis to 12 inches!

I just fold it up a few times.

Badoom-crash.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

17. .......

:spank: :spank:

And I just got rid of all that spam!

[x-g.o.p.er]

18. She blinded me with science

It's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
And failed me in geometry

When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science)
(Science)
Science
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science)
(Science)
Science

It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
She blinded me with science
And hit me with technology

When I'm dancing close to her
Science
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science)
(Science)
Science

It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
She blinded me with science
And hit me with technology

Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto
You're beautiful

I, I don't believe it
There she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm, but she blinded me with science
She blinded me with science
She blinded me with

[sellitman]

19. Of course your sign on name had to be Pokerfan.

Just sayin.

[trof]

20. And here it is:

Per the manufacturer's instructions, the men gradually increased the traction force during this period from 1.3 pounds to 2.6 pounds.

Ouch.
I'll pass.
:eyes: