Today is the Annual Prairie Home Companion Joke Show. Do not miss this

[yellowdogintexas]

it is always hilarious

[trof]

1. Thanks for the heads up. On at 5 here.

[Inchworm]

2. Just came on - cool

Kickity.

:kick:

[Inchworm]

3. Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

He constantly thought he was following someone...

:rofl:

What did one fly say to the other fly?

Hey! Your dude is opened!

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

4. that was too funny. I loved the 'Kanock Kanock' series this time.

All those jokes involving answering the door.

I love PHC and Garrison Keillor.

[bbernardini]

5. But...but...Keillor is a right-wing hack who hates disabled people!!! SERIES!!1!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5256303&mesg_id=5256303

[madrchsod]

8. 152 posts......!

[IcyPeas]

6. what is a transistor?

a priest who wears nuns clothes.

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did you hear about the car mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid?


It’s okay. He said he could stop anytime.



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(.....from today's joke show)

post em if you've got 'em.
:rofl:

[madrchsod]

7. the "transistor" really cracked me up...

[trof]

9. Our neighborhood was invaded by bears.

At first they were really nasty and aggressive.
Threatening everyone.
Then they became tame. You could pet them and hand feed them
Then they became very aggressive again.
They were bi-polar bears.
:rofl: