Yard Butts, yes or no?

[KitchenWitch]

[Droopy]

1. That's not as bad as the little guy out there taking a leak

But it's still bad. :) My hometown is still rednecky enough that some people have both of those things in their yards.

[KitchenWitch]

2. I have seen the yard butts with a man putting his hand on the woman's bum

:crazy:

I agree, not as tacky as the yard whizzers.

[enigmatic]

3. I love it, but I'm a weirdo about stuff like that

The tackier the better, but I draw the line at the Wizzer and the Flaming Cross...

[KitchenWitch]

4. lol

Actually, even though I thought they were tacky back when I lived in the midwest, I am seriously thinking of putting one up in my yard. Never thought I would miss yard butts.

[Angleae]

5. I prefer this one.

[AirmensMom]

6. I grew up seeing that IRL.

Mom never could figure out that a house dress was not appropriate garden wear. Every time I see one of those, it reminds me of her. :hide:

[JVS]

7. That one is doing it wrong.

It's supposed to be a skirt with the slip showing. Shorts ruin the entire thing.

[AirmensMom]

8. So true!

Well, as if there were anything to ruin. :shrug:

[av8rdave]

9. It's OK if accompanied by a lawn globe and a plastic flamingo

:sarcasm:

[TZ]

10. never seen one actually

Must not be an East Coast thing

[hippywife]

11. Oh, hell no!

I hate those things and pretty much all variety of lawn ornaments.

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. Backyard? Yes.

Frontyard? No.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Absolutely tacky.

Might as well throw in a couple of plastic flamingoes and a garden gnome. Or maybe one of those upended bathtub shrines with a religious statute in it. Yuk.

[AirmensMom]

15. I don't think

you can get plastic flamingos anymore. I read somewhere that they stopped making them.

Not like I ever had a desire for one ... :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. That's a shame.

Years ago we'd buy those cheapo flamingoes at K-Mart or wherever and plant them on friends' lawns at night, just for fun.

[AirmensMom]

18. Oh, how naughty!

:spray:


:rofl:

You'll have to get them on eBay now and pay a lot more. :rofl:

[Maine-ah]

21. we went around snagging the reflectors on a stick

got about 50 of them one night and planted them all in a friend's yard, lol :hi:

we also would go to local business with the letter signs and change the letters around to make them say something naughty. :rofl:

[madmom]

23. When my daughter was in high school they did a fund raiser, they went around and sold

"insurance" to keep their collection of about 20 or so pink flamingos OUT of your front yard. It was a neighborhood thing, everyone thought it quite clever and was ok with it. They did quite well if I remember correctly.

[Gormy Cuss]

26. You can get them, but you can't buy new Union Products originals anymore.

I have a pair of the Leominster,MA-made pink flamingos in the yard. I love lawn kitsch.

[no name no slogan]

24. You forgot the exploded tire flower planter

That's the stuff white trash landscaping is made of.

That and yard cars.

[Haole Girl]

14. What is the matter with people?

:shrug:

[Lost in CT]

17. I think it helps us identify certain groups of people. nt

[jakefrep]

25. Just like TruckNutz in that respect. nt

[Lost in CT]

28. Very much so... I find lip rings and neck tattoos also helpful. nt

[Jamastiene]

19. They are cute.

Then again, I like pink flamingos, giant pinwheels, and ginormous fake sunflowers too. If I could afford to decorate my yard the way I want to, my neighbors would probably sue me. :P

[underpants]

20. Depends on the butt

:bounce:

[Lucian]

22. I swear...

most of the people who live in the country here in Minnesota have one of those.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Here's another version ...

Sooo tasteful:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

29. Have you seen the black sheet metal silhouettes?

I've seen those in East Texas.

There is one of a cowboy leaning against a wall, and one of a dog. They freak me out. I always have to look twice.

Speaking of yard art,

Joe Lieberman needs to go find his true calling.

[Rhythm]

30. The guy up the street from me has a sillouette of a dog treeing a cat/raccoon

Made me do a double-take the first time i saw it.

[Deep13]

31. A respectful, but firm "no." nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

32. That is an extremely small yard butt. LOL