Give yourself an Octo-mom style nick name.

[arcadian]

I would be "Zero Pop". Since I don't have any kids(zero population), not having any children makes me a big zero as far as being a father. Zero, the big egg or I suppose eggless as it were.

[semillama]

1. I call "UniDad". n/t

[Aristus]

2. Septo-Gramps.

Seven grandkids... B-)

[Brother Buzz]

3. Hit and miss engine

Practiced the 'big nasty' for over forty years and only have one scion to show for my endeavors. It's hard work.

[guitar man]

4. unopop!

just one little one for me! :D

[TZ]

5. at the moment...

Chastity..x(

[Dr. Strange]

14. Chastity Bono?

:o

[tekisui]

6. Nada-dad.

Got none, want none. For now.

[lost-in-nj]

7. one-of-each mom

I have a boy and a girl...

or

twofer mom



lost

[insanity]

8. nilladad

[Taverner]

9. Wankerboy?

[arcadian]

10. "Seedspiller"

it's a sin

[Critters2]

17. !

:rofl:

[erin go braless]

11. Octolicious...or Octopussy....N/T

[Deep13]

12. Fat Bastard Plus One

The one is my wife, not an offspring.

[blogslut]

13. Mom-o-Dad

I raised my child by myself.

[MilesColtrane]

15. MilesOfWang

[Shell Beau]

16. .

:spank:


:P

[MilesColtrane]

18. Yeah, I exaggerate.

But, kilometers doesn't have the same ring.

[Bertha Venation]

19. Aunt Lefty the Nimble

It may not fit the category, but I like it.

Aunt - me (no kids of my own)
Lefty - left-handed
the Nimble - do 12 sprained/broken ankles explain that one?

[Deja Q]

20. Hypno-Toad

:hide:

[Critters2]

21. Zilchmama

That's Reverend Zilchmama to you!

[DemBones DemBones]

22. Uno-Mom

But it wasn't as easy as it sounds!

[sarge43]

23. No-mama.

No kids.

[northernlights]

24. tot-no-mom

too drunk to do better...